Chapter 23: Mary-Sue
A/N: I wasn't too busy today so I decided to update because I love you so much! ^_^ This chapter is dedicated to that one person in fanfiction who makes everyone's eyes bleed! The awful, infamours yet perfect. . .Mary-Sue! DUN DUN DUN!
By the way, I'll be uploading on weekends now! If I'm not too busy on the week than you'll get a bonus chapter. Hope you enjoy this!
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I'm just so amazingly perfect. How can you not love my insane strength, abnormal powers and amazing ability to make men fall in love with me almost instantly? I just love it when guys fight over my affection constantly.
My beauty is so unmatched that you have to write a whole chapter about it. My silver and lavender hair dancing (since when does hair dance?) in the wind, skin glistening more than a Twilight vampire, and rainbow colored eyes. This should work perfectly with my Super-Nyan Cat Rainbow-of Ultra-Awesomeness Jutsu!
Hopefully my older brothers Itachi and Sasuke won't be mad that I'm dating Gaara. The Akatsuki would kick me out for sure if they found out I'm in love with the enemy. What ever shall I do? Wait, I know! I'll use my heart-wrenching past to make people feel sorry for me. I know it's morally wrong but who cares? My perfection will just allow me to get away with it!
Yours Sincerely,
Mary-Anne-Elizabeth-Rosa-Marie-Rainbow-Uchiha-Sue
. . .or Mary-Sue for short
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A/N: You don't know how painful it was writing this. Where's a chainsaw for this damn bitch when you really need it?