Chapter 20: Naruto Uzumaki III

A/N: So thanks to jh831 for giving me the idea for this chapter. I've also noticed this in a lot of Naruto fanfictions as well.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!


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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,

So after two years of intense training with Jiraiya, six movies, and over 300 episodes. . .I'M. STILL. A. FUCKING. GENNIN! After being treated like crap as a kid by people when I did nothing wrong and I save them, the least they could do is make me a chunin! You try fighting four Akatuski members, a jinchuriki, two Sanin level and a Kage level ninja and see how well that goes for you!

To those who say I cheat with the Nine-tails: FUCK YOU! I've worked my ass off and nearly got killed trying to tame Kurama's chakra. Sasuke cheats with the Sharingan and if he didn't have that he'd be no better than me. Or did you forget the fact that he implanted Itachi's eyes into his own? I haven't seen his ass learn Sage Mode yet.

The next time the Leaf is attacked and I'm not around see who saves them! It sure as hell won't be Kakashi or Sakura!

Better mothafuckin' Believe It!

Yours Sincerely,

Naruto Uzumaki

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A/N: It really is true. Sasuke's only as strong as he is now because he has Itachi's eyes.