Then the no-naked-Japanness had attracted some... thing. And it was called-
"WHERE IS THE GAY NAKEDNESS? WE NEED DA FABU NAKEDNESS KAWAII DESU-CHANS!"
"...Mary Sue." England sighed.
"Konnichiwa Iggy-sama kawai desu neko! Get naked for me!" Mary Sue cheered while hugging England.
"GOD DANG IT EMI GO AWAY." Sinned yelled through the door. "YOUR SPOILING ENTRY 16." Then she slammed the door, narrowly missing Canada.
The whole group sat confused.
"So is there now 16 pages in Slender?" America dumbly said.
"No you git!" England attempted to slap America but Mary Sue refused to let him.
"W-why am I-I still h-h-here?" Canada whimpered. Sinned quietly opened the door for him. She let him see what she was doing and 10 seconds later kicked his dead body back into the world meeting room.