Chapter 27: Pein
A/N: I'm soooo very sorry that I didn't update when I said I would. (Cowers in corner) Please don't hurt me. I swear I'll write six chapters before this day is over with!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto in any way shape or form.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
It is time that you 'authors' immediately cease your poorly written fictions that involve my organization and its leader. The Akatsuki is a serious organization whose sole goal is world peace. The fact that you portray my members as a group of inept, love-struck idiots is very disgraceful. The Akatsuki doesn't suffer such fools lightly.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to lead an organization of people who try to kill each other on a constant basis? Not only that, but I have to deal with the over-abundance of rainbow-haired women trying to weasel their way into an Akatuski membership. And the fact that you authors create said abominations is nerve-racking enough.
I must ask this: Why are so many people fascinated with how many piercings I have? If you are so curious I have exactly 28 piercings. I don't know where any of you got the idea that I have piercings in that area. I'm disgusted that you actually think I'd get pierced down their to increase the sexual pleasure that I'm supposedly giving to my members, mainly Konan. Sex between members is banned with extreme prejudice, Konan is no exception to this.
Perhaps a little personal lesson in pain will show you that the Akatsuki's leader is no one to take lightly.
Yours Sincerely,
Your True God Pein
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A/N: Again I'm really sorry for not updating when I said I would.