Chapter 28: Orochimaru
A/N: Thanks again to princessbinas for giving me the idea for this chapter.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Being characterized as a creepy pedophile is getting really old you know. How about portraying me as the criminal master-mind that I really am? (Yeah because people take a child molester like you very seriously.)Can anyone show any evidence that I make little children my personal bitches because I can't find any. (I guess that curse mark you use is just for decoration!) Sasuke willingly came to me so kidnapping doesn't count. I only take people who fight back, otherwise, it's no fun for me. (Sasuke fought back and he killed your ass!) For the record, my snakes and tongue are not used as a dominating technique in bed but more as. . .a 'method of intimidation'. (Where do those snakes come out of though?)
Also, some of you authors need help when writing how a villain acts. If you ever want tutoring on how to write a villain my lab's always open. (And you wonder why you're called a pedophile!)
Yours Sincerely,
Orochimaru
P.S: When I found out who sabotaged my letter, expect a painful torture. Even though I am impressed that you managed to sneak pass me unnoticed.
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Me: If that's the case, what's with that picture of you and Sasuke in the second Shippuden opening?
Orochimaru: (Looks around nervously) What ever are you talking about?
Me: (Glares) That scene when Sasuke was naked wrapped in a snake with you in the background looking like a creep.
Orochimaru: I had nothing to do with that! That was the animators doing!
Me: Yeah, but who suggested the idea in the first place?
Orochimaru: All I said was that I'd like it if they show more of Sasuke in the opening!
Me: (Shakes head) Yeah that was more of Sasuke than anyone needed to see.
Orochimaru: Oh come on! (wriggles eyebrows) You know you liked it.
Me: (Rolls eyes) Sorry, unlike you, I don't drool over Sasuke like a rabid fangirl.
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A/N: I'm not gonna lie I think he's a pedophile too.