Chapter 29: Zabuza Momochi
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
You authors are on some pretty fucked up shit. I simply touch the boys face and I'm condemned to being labeled a pedophile. In case you've forgotten, Haku came with me of his own free will but I guess it doesn't really matter, does it? Just because the boy looks feminine doesn't mean I want him anymore. I already told the boy the pink dress and black collar was a bad idea but to each his own. I may be going to hell but I sure ain't helping in the process.
Yours Sincerely,
Zabuza Momochi
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A/N: I still think Zabuza lied about Haku being a boy. Hell Haku even had a pink tint to his lips when he was revived!