Chapter 30: Kushina Uzumaki
A/N: Thanks to dbzsotrum9 who gave me this idea a while back.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
As a mother I must say that I'm a little appalled by some of the stories you write on this website.
Naruto: (Pops up) She's just saying that because she's jelaous that she's not in all the stories.
(Eye twitches) Naruto, don't interrupt when Mother is talking. Anyways, I am in no way jealous. I just think it would be natural that you write more stories of me spending time with my son, ya' know. I don't mind Naruto having a relationship with other women at all. As long as it's someone nice like that Hinata girl or someone like me.
Naruto: You nearly threw a fit about the harem fics. Not that I minded reading any of those.
(Punches Naruto in the head)That's different! You're only sixteen and should NOT be engaging in such. . .explicit behavior. I raised you better than that!
Minato: (Places hand on Kushina) Relax Kushina. Naruto's going through hormonal changes so it's only natural.
(Hair starts flying widly) Minato, who's side are you on here?!
Minato: (Raises hands defensively) I'm on nobody's side! I'm just trying to help.
If you want to help than get out of my letter! As to you young women stay the hell away from my son! None of you are taking him away from me!
Naruto: See what I tell ya? She really is jealous. Sorry about that we'll talk later when she's calm down.
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