Chapter 32: Mary-Sue & The Akatsuki
A/N: This is the last chapter of the day so I hope you enjoy it. Took me two hours to type this! TWO HOURS!
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I can understand why a lot of women would be jealous. I AM paired with some of the hottest Naruto guys, after all. What girl wouldn't want to date one of the Akatsuki men? Even though they're cold-hearted, ruthless killers I can still make them fall in love with me within five minutes of interaction.
Hidan and Kakuzu argue over me more than their own obsessions. Deidara and Sasori are more obsessed with me than art. Even Itachi would abandon Sasuke and run away with me if I so much as ask. I just hope Pein(whom only I can call him that because I'm so special) won't be mad that I stepped out on our engagement. He might kill himself or the other Akatsuki members if he found out they adored me as well.
I can cook, my looks can rival that of a goddess, and I know exactly where everyone lives(including enemies). No wonder they love me so much.
Yours Sincerely,
Mary-Sue
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Dear Mary-Sue,
Not even for all the money in the world. . .
May Jashin condemn thee to hell bitch. . .
72 hours is enough. . .
I'd rather eat shark-fin soup. . .
My mouths are a better option than this. . .
Real people are overrated. . .
She isn't even worth eating. . .
Rainbow-Sue scares Tobi. . .
Not even in your delusional dreams, worthless wench. . .
In other words. . .KEEP YOUR FUCKING RAINBOW-SUES AWAY FROM US!
Yours Sincerely,
The Akatsuki
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A/N: You poor, poor men.