U know Im not even going to read ur fucking reviews anymore coz nun of u ever have anything nice to SAY so why the fuck should i aye. WHY IS SO IS SO DAMN HARD FOR U TO JUST BE NICE AND LIKE IT! IM NICE TO EVERYFUCKINGONE WHY DONT U JUST ACCEPT ME FOR ME ITS NOT FAIR! I know THE SPELLING ISNT PREFECT MY BETA READER IS A FUCKWIT WHO KEEPS TRING TO CHANGE THE STORY AND CLAM FUCKING CREDIT! AND MY OTHER FRIEND WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND IS JUST BEING A BITCH RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT TALKIN TO HER UNTIL SHE FUCKING GROWS UPAND IN ANYCASE I AM A TALENTED WRITER AND IT DOESNT MATTER COZ ILL HAVE EDITORS TO FIX IT SO I WONT NEED UR OPINONS ANYWAY!1

TEHN ILL BE RICH AND FAMOUS AND YOU WONT BECAUSE IM THE ONE WHOS ALWAYS NICE TO PEOPLE AND HELPS THEM AND SHIT SO I DESERVE TO HAVE A FUCKING HAPPY EVER AFTER!

And anyway ive been real busy and shit lately so i cant be answering all ur damn fan questions. Omg I went to the 1D conert in Auckland and omg they were so hot and they sang soooo good. I got a tshirt and even got to go backstag and met them all. Zayne is sooooooo hot lol.

But guesss what i only had 2 tickets and kaite really really wanted to go, but I wanted to take tomas. anyway so she got all shity with me and she didnt fucking get it so im not talking to her until she fucking grows the fuck up! And then tomas went and fucking told me he didnt relly want to go but i told him he had to or he dint love me so he went and it was fucking amazing!

Anyway ive also been having shit at school coz of fucking exams comin up. Ive only got math but i dont think ill do it coz like this isnt useful its just so fuking stupid. Fuck id rather go shopping or do something useful and shit.

Because we were going to be at the legue soon, we had to get some of the high level pokemon that lived around the cave at the legue, even thouhg there fucking ugly. I got a marchoke and and a swallow and then i got some high lv pokemon out of my box like a vensuar and a charlizard and a rayqazza and a raichu which was pure white and a espeeon.

But first we had to stop team rocker because they had stolen the pokemon from the Egg place which had all the baby pokemon where we were staying and they were soo cute and also we were on the beach.

So me and my NEW BEST FREND Jan went to the team rocket hideout which was down the beach and hidden under a trapdoor which I used a lock pick to open.

We went inside.

They hade all the baby pokemon in the cages and they looked sad. There was a grunt there but I killed him with my charlizard coz he was really weak (he only had a rattattat and a a zubat) I let out all the baby pokemon by pressing the buttin an they were soo happy to be free. Two of them keept following me, one was a Lavatar and the other was a pichu which was white instead of yellow. I smiled and said "do you want ot be my pokemon?"

They said yes and I named the pichu Sparky (it was a girl) and the Lavatar Lava (it was a boy)

"Ok lets get out of here!" I inquired bravely.

Then we used some booms to blow the place up and kil; all of team rocket lol!

Now that there was peace again me and Gary went out on the beach and we had a real romatic dinner with candles and shit. We had mcdonalds.

Then he loked at me and his eyes darked. We started to makeoff hot n heavy lol. He took of his clothes and I took of mine to even my undies lol. He climed on top of he and he looked real sexy and the stars where behind him. "Ruby you look so beauful."

"Lol thanks" I said sexily. "but you are your so much prettyer than those other girls there just total sluts but you are so smart and funny and hot and I love you so much that I got a tatto of you."

Gary showed me his tatto, it was a heart with my name RUby Jenet on it. It was red and black and with like this sort of glitter thing (i dont know what its called) I was soo flatened.

We stated to make out hot and heavy and we kissed and your tonges battled like to trained swordsman (an this is how u kiss properly if u dont know how to do that then your a dumb virgin)

We lied down on the sand and the waves were laping at us and the moon was on us. gary climed on top of me and we had sex like that and did sex things. and it was like a really good explosion and then we were done.

I was soo happy i was with my true love.

AN that is how you write fukcing romance you dumb virgin slut horse! Not that any of you would no anything about love dumbasses, if this is all to compilcated for your TINY BRANS then fuck of and if u flame then Ill know just how fucking stupd u are LOL!

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