Chapter 34: Itachi Uchiha & Kisame Hoshigaki
A/N: This is one popped in my head not too long ago and I had to write this. Hope you enjoy. By the way I've posted this new story called "The Dangers of Living With Ninja" Feel free to check it out.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I'd prefer it if you didn't pair me up with inhuman creatures. Sharp teeth and abnormally colored skin aren't my idea of 'fun'. I do have respect on what I stick my respectably-sized manhood in. I may be near death but I'm definitely not desperate.
Yours Sincerely,
Itachi Uchiha
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Dear Itachi,
Drop dead. You wouldn't fuck me but you'd fuck the she-male bomber and you're own brother? Where's you respect now. I'm genuinely offended by your comments.
Yours Sincerely,
Kisame Hoshigaki
P.S: You may have a "decent" sized dick but I have two of them. So who's the better man now?
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A/N: I'll now be taking votes on who I'll write for each chapter. Just leave a vote in your review.
Who would you like to see next:
1. The remaining Rookie Nine
2. The Previous Hokage
3. The Akatsuki
4. Other Ninja (From any village of your choice)