Chapter 37: Hashirama Senju
A/N: It's been a while, hasn't it? I know it's been over a month but I've been through a lot. You can learn more at the end of the chapter. Anyways, this for all the people who wanted to see Hashirama.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I'm really glad that I'm very popular on your website. (Rubs back of head) But seriously, I'm not that special. Sure I was the first Hokage but Tobirama and Sarutobi did pretty well. They may have been even better than me.
What was I supposed to be talking about again? Oh yeah! What's with all the yaoi pairings involving me? Most of them are between me and either Tobirama, Madara or one of Madara's brother. I don't even know what yaoi is? (Strokes chin) Is that some sort of battle cry or something?
Tobirama: Yaoi means boy on boy action.
If that's the case than it must be a battle cry. I was right after all! (Grins triumphantly)
Tobirama: (Sighs) It's not a battle cry, brother. It's sexual intercourse between men.
R-Really?! (Looks flustered) Why didn't you tell me that sooner? That's just disgusting! Do you authors have any shame?! I had no idea that young children of today had such dirty minds.
From hence forth all yaoi is hereby banned from Konoha! I refuse to let future generations fall to such low-leveled behavior.
Tobirama: You're not the Hokage anymore, Hashirama. Not to mention you're dead so you can't even enforce it.
Oh. . . Well I can always ask Tsunade to do it for me!
Tobirama: (Shakes head) You're so naïve sometimes. You wonder why father used to question your state of mind.
(Dips head) You're so mean sometimes, Tobirama.
Yours Sinecerly,
Hashirama Senju
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A/N: Sorry for the month long hiatus. I lost my dad and a lot of other shit started happening so I was in a bit of depression. I'm doing a lot better now so no more waiting for chapter! I'm back and here to stay!