Chapter 39: Hidan & Kakuzu
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaack!
Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Never will I be Uke to a pansy bitch of a man that sews dresses!
Yours Sincerely,
Hidan
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Dear Hidan,
Really? Says the man that looks like he works at a gay bar and carries a giant fork around. We all know that scythe is your way of compensating for something. I can guarantee it isn't for your small brain. Who's the bitch now?
Yours Not-So-Sincerely,
Kakuzu
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Dear Kakuzu,
Fuck you! At least my balls aren't shriveled up milk duds! My Jashin condemn your money grubbing ass to hell!
Yours Sincerely,
Hidan
A/N: Sorry if this isn't funny. My sense of humor has been feeling a little dry lately.