Hello everyone, anonymusblader 123 here, I'm writing this story because I found one by the name of "Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Recon Corps" written by jeffster18.2. He's cool, and you can read the orginal story there. As for now, lets get started with mine! Yay! (all credit goes to Jeff btw)
Ways to get kicked out of the scouting regimen:
#1 I Will Not Poke Corporal Levi
Connie was bored. Not just "I feel depressed" bored, but bored to the point where he wanted to provoke someone. But not just anyone. He looked at his corporal, all alone, cleaning a window. Connie looked around for any sharp objects that the corporal could use to kill him, and then seeing none, snuck up behind him. And then he did the unthinkable. Connie poked Levi in the side. The older man stopped in his tracks. The window he was cleaning was no longer important to him. All he had to do was kill Connie. Maybe he could take him out and drop him off the wall. No one would know. Connie's smile disappeared from his face as he watched the corporal, who had been standing still for way too long. Any smart person, who would have never poked Levi in the first place, would be running far, far away from the torture they were about to endure. But not Connie. Of course, not Connie. Instead, Connie decided to do the unthinkable again. Connie poked Levi again, and again, and he didn't realize that the man had grown more rigid. Suddenly, his arm had been wrenched behind his back, and Levi had put Connie on his knees, but making sure that his head was bent back far enough to see Levi's rage filled eyes. Levis voice cut strong and clear through the empty corridor. "What the hell do you think you're doing, you shitty little brat?" Connie's eyes widened in shock and fear. "Wait! No! Corporal I'm sorry!" was all that could be heard as Connie was dragged through the halls by a murderous Levi. Suddenly, from Hanji's lab, came a cry of bloody murder. No one pokes Levi without losing a few limbs. No one.
Ok, sorry if this sucked, but it's only the first one! I will be doing multiple "Ways to Get Kicked Out" per chapter, but this is sort of a test. See you next chaper!