"No, and no is final, Percy." Annabeth scolded her husband. It had been exactly 7 years since their wedding today, also known as their two year old's second birthday. And Percy wanted to take her to the ocean. Full out, in the middle of the Atlantic, no boat or anything. It was a downright crazy idea, bringing a two year old into the Atlantic, even if she could breathe underwater.

"But Jason said that he and Frank and Leo would come with their daughters, too." He argued.

"Okay, so Jason and Alice will fly. Frank and Lucy... turn into fish? I don't know. And how will Leo and Hylla get there?" She asked him. "I'm also positive that Piper, Hazel, and Reyna are putting up the same argument as I."

"But... that's not fair!" He protested. "Convincing you won't be easy, huh?"

She smirked. "I'm never going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."

"Oh believe me, I am..." He muttered. "Can we at least rent a boat? We don't even have to rent one! We could use the canoes, or Camp Jupiter's army boats..."

"In the middle of the Atlantic? Camp Half-Blood canoes? Really?" Annabeth asked him. "And your experience with Jupiter's army fleets or whatever they're called is..?"

"Ugh." He threw his hands up in defeat. "Fine."

"Very good."

"No, Jason, no." Piper told her husband.

"Aw, come on Pipes, please? Percy, Leo, and Frank are going! We might even be able to get the Stolls... maybe." Jason whined.

"And Annabeth, Hazel, and Reyna are okay with you bringing our two year old daughters out into the middle of the Atlantic?"

"Well..."

"And you're getting there by?"

"Um, I think Leo said-"

"No. No more Leo inventions, please." Piper asked.

"Just because Buford went berserk doesn't mean everything he touches will. The Argo || turned out perfect." Jason said.

"Okay, fine. But I'm telling you, they should- we should- have separate celebrations." Piper stated.

"Oh, come on. All of us getting married on the same day- same time, same place- without us knowing it until the day before and all of our daughters being born on the exact same day can't be coincidental." Jason said. "Juno and Diana made that perfectly clear..."

"I think my mom forced them too..." Piper suddenly had pink, sparkly nail polish on. "OKAY, OKAY, SORRY!" She yelled at the ceiling, her hands up surrender. The polish vanished.

Jason chuckled, and Piper softly hit his arm. "It's not funny!" She said through her own laughs.

"So can we?" Jason finally asked again.

"...Get a boat."

Hello, hello! disclaimer: pjo hoo belongs to uncle rick (evil) blah blah blah... aw wasn't that just the cutest? I ship jasper and Leyna very hard, as you can see ohmygods they're so cute! I just..CANT ASDGSJHKHJHD UGH OKAY GOODNIGHT