Hello everyone! anonymusblader123 here! Welcome to my newest chapter of "Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Scouting Regimen"! All I have to say is all rights go to jeffster, and I will now be doing multiple "Ways" per chapter if they are short enough. Since this one looks pretty long in Word I will only be doing one. Chapter two: Start!
Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Scouting Regimen: Chapter Two
I will not tell Hanji that Eren's titan form has learned to talk.
Jean's mind swam with anger as he walked out of the mess hall. No way in hell would he ever let Jeager get away with making Mikasa swoon again. It wasn't fair. Why should someone who can turn into a traitor of humanity get the girl? No freaking way. Suddenly, a devious idea popped into his mind as he made his way back to the barracks." I'm gonna make him suffer for days!" Jean thought, seeing Hanji walking the other way, to the mess hall, he assumed. "Hey, Hanji, guess what? I learned something new about Eren!" Jean shouted, waving at Hanji. She turned around and narrowed her eyes at him, then suddenly, she was in front of him, drooling. "Tell me! What is it? Is it something awesome? Will it help humanity? What is it?" She shouted, her hands clasped in front of her chest in a pleading manner. "Eren's titan form learned how to talk." Jean lied, crossing his arms in an impressed manner. Hanji's eyes widened, and then suddenly, she let out a whoop of excitement. She ran off to the mess hall, and was then seen dragging Eren out to the training fields. Jean smirked and continued back to the barracks. Jaeger was screwed.
*With Hanji and Eren*
"Ok Eren! Transform!" Hanji shouted, pulling a notebook out of nowhere. "Wait, why? I thought we were taking a break from expiriments! Don't you have to tell Corporal Levi and Captain Erwin first?" Eren asked, confused. "DO IT!" Hanji shouted, overexcited for this unplanned experiment. Eren bit his hand, and then smoke and a huge titan rose up on the fields. "Eren! Can you say your name?" Hanji asked. Eren let out a small, confused grumble. This same routine went for days, until Hanji came to her senses, and realized that the poor guy couldn't talk. Let's just say Jean got some extra endurance training into his schedule for the week.