hello hello. guys i'm sorry it's been a while. i've been drowned in school and instagram [reynaavilaramirezarellano] and of course, house of hades feels. but, i originally thought of my bio as a headcanon, but then i was like "i haven't updated in a while and i want to go into more detail with this" so, i spent my homework time outlining, and here it is!

I remember when we broke up the first time, they panicked.

Saying "This is it, I've had enough!" Cause like, they looked around nervously.

We haven't seen each other in a month, when you, said you 'needed space'. "What?" this had never happened before. What do they do?

Then you come around again and say, "Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change. Trust me." they were starting to get really, super worried now.

Remember how that lasted for a day? I say, "I hate you!" We brake up, you call me, "I love you". this was not just panic, this was supreme -holy-crap-the-world-is-ending panic.

O-O-O-O-O You called it off again last night but O-O-O-O-O This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you here it comes...

"WE, ARE NEVER EVER EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER, WE-E" they went into ultimate paranoid boyfriend mode.

"ARE NEVER EVER EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER. YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS, TALK TO ME." they looked at each other, and made a silent agreement: they had to stop this madness.

"BUT WE-E, ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER." they started to race down the stairs, passing an amused Leo who seemed to be enjoying the A) Taylor Swift and B) extreme paranoia.

Like, ever. Not even near Piper's cabin. "Damn it, Leo! Why'd you have to make this damn thing so big!"

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights, and me, falling for it screaming that I'm right "SHIT! GUYS, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"

And you, would hide away and find your piece of mind, with some, Indie record that's much cooler than mine. Almost half-way there. Frank strongly considered turning into an animal to make it there before it was too late. Jason and Percy considered using their powers, too, but that'd take too much energy, and after bolting down the stairs at the pace they were going, they'd need every last bit of energy they could get.

The song stopped. They stopped. Relaxing, they wondered if the girls heard them coming. Maybe they were worried about their boyfriends health.

We called it off again tonight, but 0-0-0-0-0 this time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you Guess not. They started running again, faster than ever this time.

"WE, ARE NEVER EVER EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER..." By the time the boys made it to the source of the music, Piper's cabin, they were already half-way through the third verse.

CRASH. BOOM. "OUCH, THAT'S MY FOOT!" "SORRY!" CRASH.

"AND I USED TO SAY-" the boys didn't even bother knocking, as soon as they got there, they opened the door.

The boys just stood in the door way, staring at the girls, and the girls sat on Piper's bed, staring at the girls. The girls were starting to worry because of the looks on the boys' faces.

"What happened?" Annabeth asked. To answer her question, Frank just stared at the stereo, Percy looked like he was trying to use words, but Jason just walked straight up to the stereo, ejected the CD, walked right up to the railing, and threw it so far out into the ocean, the Argo || crew members would probably never see it again.

"Yeah," Percy panted. "That." Frank nodded, as did Jason. Looking satisfied, the boys calmly walked back up to the docks of the Argo ||, leaving behind the laughter of their girlfriends.
They knew from that moment, the girls would never, ever, let them forget that.

Somewhere, Taylor Swift felt herself sadden, knowing that she had just caused a fan great worry. Who? She didn't know. Where? She didn't know that either. All she knew was that a fan had been troubled due to one of her songs, and she didn't like it. Eh, she thought. It's just my imagination. She shrugged it off, and continued on with her day.

Did you get it? Since people think she writes mostly break-up songs? The boys thought the girls were about to call it splits? No? Okay, well, I thought it was funny. A published inside joke with myself, I guess. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM A HUGE SWIFTIE OKAY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. oh, yes, and the disclaimer:

ALL RIGHTS TO UNCLE RICK AND TAYLOR SWIFT. I OWN NONE OF THIS.

until next time, friends.