im sorry, I got my computer taken away for a long time, and while that was happening I made this:


Leo. They just needed to wait for Leo to turn 21 in 14 minutes, then the boys were finally of age. Of course, the girls had set up cameras to see what would actually happen, but the camera's wouldn't last. Would you actually think something as small as a camera would last when a- when four, actually- demigods decide to drink? Try to get drunk (the girls, as you can imagine, are very disappointed in their significant others)? Well, I'll tell you this: they don't. But a certain Nico di Angelo wanted to see what they would do, the four drunken heroes, and he just happened to have a mortal camera on him when they became visible. Back to our anticipation among the demigods.

"11:57! Three more minutes!" Leo yelled.

"This is a bad idea!" Calypso yelled.

"Yeah, we know." Percy responded.

"You'll probably blow up half the country, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth said.

"Wouldn't be the first time." Percy leaned over from the back back seat in the van the Seven bought, or charmspeaked, then bought, after the Giant War. They all came tonight to see the boys become 'men'. The girls came to see what would happen.

"11:59!" Jason yelled. He turned to the girls. "You sure you don't want to come?"

"Oh, yes, we're sure." Hazel said.

"Who do you think will bail you out of jail when the Mist turns you guys creating a storm or drunkenly playing with fire or messing around with Frank's bow and arrow or killing a monster into you trying to set fire to the building or you murdering someone?" Piper asked.

"We might be drunk," Leo said. "But we're not stupid." Piper just rolled her eyes.

"!2 AM!" Frank yelled. They quickly sang happy birthday to Leo, then the boys got out leaving the girls to go wherever they please. They decided to go home- or rather, to Percy's apartment where Sally was letting them stay unit they got enough money for a flat of their own, and go to bed. Wise choice, girls. wise choice.

The boys got out and went into the local bar. And they drank- for a while. They weren't doing so well. It had been an hour and they were each around five sips in.

"Sheesh, I didn't expect to taste this... bad." Percy remarked.

"Uh, Frank seemed to like it." Leo pointed to the unconscious Frank Zhang, who was half way through his glass, but already fast asleep.

"Okay," Jason said. "On the count of three, we all just go for it. Okay?"

"Got it." Leo said.

And Jason's plan worked. A monster did attack- and the Empusa was very amused that her prey was drunk. Unfortunately for her, they were better swordsmen when drunk. They also drunkenly played with magical Leo fire, and Jason and Percy managed to create a small tornado. So, in the eyes of the mortals, they had murdered someone, tried to burn the bar down, and stood in the middle of a tornado. Needless to say, they were arrested.

One day later, the girls showed up.

"Guys! We called you 21 hours ago!" Frank complained.

"Yeah," Piper said. "But I told you so."


Nico sat in the Hades cabin, replaying his video of the drunken heroes. It was hilarious. He was miding his won business, then BAM! He saw them. They were drunk. He had a camera.

Coincidence? I think not.


short but fave.