ITS BEEN SO LONG IM SORRY UGH SCHOOL I HATE IT but i did become a better writer i believe and i'm sorry iwas away for so long BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 11K READS AH

"It was a dark and stormy night. The maidens and the men and just returned to their village homes. The Professor was excited, for his creation was complete..." The narrator groaned on. He recited his lines with a fake English accent, and the wording made him seem pretentious. Although the narration did give off an eerie feeling, the group of teenagers felt the black and white, mid-evil, stormy night with a mad scientist was enough. They already knew what happened; this was the fifth Frankenstein knock-off they'd watched this week.

"It got up. It destroyed shit. It probably fell in love with a girl. Everyone lived happily ever after." Leo summed up the movies they had watched perfectly. Except, in one of the movies one of girls that had fallen in love with the monster had an odd Frankenstein fetish and had Frankenbabies.

"What if one day we're walking down the street and then a monster attacks us from behind and it's just, like, BOOM, Frankenstein?" Piper asked.

"Well, there would be lots of profanity," Annabeth responded.

"Probably laughing," Jason added.

"Cops." Hazel said.

"More laughing, cursing, and cops than usual? I dunno, my dad's bailed me out of jail enough times." Piper laughed. "Let's try to avoid Frankenstein."

"Hey, you could always steal another BMW if you needed to get away." Leo joked.

"I did not steal that BMW."

"So you didn't take that BMW without permission from the dealership?"

"I will not deny that."

"So, you did steal it."

"The dealer that gave it to me was willing to let me have it," Piper commented. "But for a very short time."

"Whoa, whoa, you stole a car?" Percy asked. It occurred to the group that they hadn't shared a lot of their backstories. Piper told her tales, Leo his, Jason, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, Percy all told their childhood stories. Honestly, no one really knew Piper had been arrested that many times. Or that Percy had blown up so many schools. Or that Leo had been that subject of a manhunt, like most of them had. Hazel gave a mini history lesson, and Frank finally felt connected with Leo. Annabeth taught Jason lots about his sister from the time they'd ran away with Luke. Jason was very shocked to find out Thalia'd been a tree for a while.

"So that manhunt for that kid that killed his mom and his two buddies back in like, what, 2004, was you guys?" Piper was astonished. "And that time Mount Saint Helens erupted with a kid coming out of it, and that time Manhattan like, shut down?" She paused. "Dude, you've gotta keep a lower profile."

"Oh, come on." Percy laughed. "Like everyone with a TV didn't hear about the 13 year old girl from L.A. stealing a car, and then again when she was 15?"

"Hey, at least she didn't jump off a national monument." Frank laughed. "Honestly, man, you've gotta be more discrete about your parentage."

"You miss so much when your mother gives you to Hera and you're literally raised by wolves then sent a half-mythological war camp." Jason sighed.

"You miss just as much when you have an absent father and an abusive step mother that forces you to run away then meet your future best friend sister and your future worst enemy and run away with them until you meet your future best friend to go to a camp for demigods but then your future best friend's sister gets turned into a tree and your future worst enemy becomes the embodiment of Kronos." Annabeth added.

"An when you're dead." Hazel commented.

"And running away and escaping from foster homes because your mom died and your family hates you," Leo groaned.

"And when you're Canadian." Frank frowned.

"Yeah, those would be quite the setbacks," Percy said. He yawned, springing a chain of yawns from very tired demigods.

And so the demigods decided they'd talked plenty for that night, as the movie had ended and they had training tomorrow. They considered leaving Percy's cabin, but they were all so comfy (and lazy, but they were in denial). So they crashed there, and ended up over sleeping, and getting in a lot of trouble for A) sleeping in a cabin that wasn't theirs without an emergency situation B) missing breakfast and all their morning activities C) breaking curfew and D) bringing mortal technology into camp, endangering everyone. They got stuck washing dishes that week. But, that didn't stop them from doing the same exact thing in Hazel's cabin the next night.

wow i dont even know where i was going with that but it was successsful i guess ah uwu enjoy