Chapter 2
"Stop, Demyx time!"
Demyx points at the camera and the theme tune and title sequence play.
Cuts to Demyx and Alyssa.
Demyx: Hello again! Episode 2 This is my angry Dem Dem face. Do you want to know why I'm angry? Can you handle the truth?.
Alyssa: Demyx please don't!
Demyx: I'm gonna tell you why!
Alyssa: Of course you are
Demyx: It's cause Axel is a big poophead! Oh yeah, you heard me, poophead! Poophead!
Alyssa: demyx it was a mistake get over it!
demyx faced Alyssa with a glare and turned to the camera
Demyx: no way he should have invited me
Alyssa: it was an honest mistake
Demyx: Its because there was a list of who was going on the beach trip this weekend, and he happened to cross my name out."
demyx cosplaying axel with a wig.
Demyx: Oops Demyx, it was an accident. Got it memorized?
demyx gets the wig off
Demyx: Like Hell it was an accident. And that is why I am not talking to Axel this week."
Alyssa: Oh geez!
Demyx: Oh, I so wanted to go on the beach trip. I was gonna interview him. I was gonna let him sit by me. He was gonna look cool. No, nada, that is not happening this week, because I am pissed at him! So for revenge for this 'mishap', guess whose room I went into this week?. Wait are we still recording?.
Alyssa hit him as the sequence for "What Demyx found in the other guys rooms" appears before going back to Demyx.
Demyx: Axel your time has come Axel is this a Roxas plushie?
Demyx indeed was holding up a Roxas plushie. Then holds up a tube of stuff.
Demyx: And is this K Y jelly that men use when they're doing bad things to each other?"
Demyx and Alyssa looked horrified
Demyx: What do you do in your free time?"
Demyx examines the doll.
Alyssa: trust me I think I know
Demyx: tell me!
Alyssa: NO way you would be scarred!
Demyx: PLEASE!
Alyssa whispered it in his ear and he was now disgusted and dropped the doll away
Demyx: I don't want to know anymore, eww, he's all covered in white stuff. You have taken the innocence of this doll!
As Alyssa was laughing, The sequence for "Dem Dem cam" comes up with alyssa and demyx.
Demyx: Okay, I'm gonna lay of Axel just for this moment. Enjoy it while you can Axel. Now onto the Dem Dem cam section! I love this part!
Alyssa:me too!
Demyx: This week I put my camera in Cloud's room. Enjoy!
Cuts to a shot of Cloud who is reading a magazine but then drops it to show that it's Tifa's diary. He reads, and apparently Tifa spied on him in the shower and reveals that "Cloud does carry that over large sword to over compensate…" he then slams the diary shut and promises revenge.
The sequence for "The Orgy meetings" comes up. Goes back to Demyx and Alyssa
Demyx: It just really hasn't been my week. We're not allowed to keep pets! I read the hand book like 20 times, there is no rule saying we can't have pets.
Cuts to a shot of Demyx reading the hand book and luna showing him.
Demyx: Oh, ok there actually is. And yet Xemnas is allowed to keep Saix, isn't that basically keeping a pet?
Alyssa: well he is part wolf...just hope saix doesn't kill me now.
Demyx: Mansex, it's unfair if the rules don't apply to you too. But I don't see any problem with me keeping Chester."
Demyx holds up a heartless plushie.
Demyx: I saved him before the keyblade got him. He's not bad! He just wants love.
Demyx kisses the top of Chester's head as Alyssa hugged demyx.
Demyx:Ah Chester who's my little heartless? Oooh yeah, that's right bitches, Chester stays!
The sequence for "Demyx concludes" comes up before going back to Demyx and Alyssa.
Demyx: But on the plus side someone emailed me this week! This is from Laura. So Laura, thank you for the email! I've got a few songs for you, I don't know if you like them, but um here they are!
A list of songs comes on the screen showing the songs and their artists: The Rasmus, Heart of misery; Mr Bombay, Sitar song; Nickelback, If everyone cared; Vertical horizon, Inside. A voice comes over the top.
Goes back to Demyx and Alyssa
Alyssa: Oh, I know there's not many on there, but it might give you something to think about. Now this is demyx picture of the week!"
Up came a picture of Marluxia watering his roses. The Marluxia is asking "How are my babies today?" and the roses reply "We're super, thank for asking."
Goes back to Demyx.
Demyx: It made me giggle
Alyssa: he is scary sometimes
Demyx:And my mullet of the week!
A picture of a man with quite a bit of hair came up then returned to Demyx.
Demyx: Rock on my mulleted brother, spread the word. If you happen to have any requests, emails, questions, anything! Not spam though. Please feel free to email me at dance_demyx_ .uk."
Puts the Axel wig back on.
Demyx: Got it memorized?"
"That's it for this week! Um yeah, see you next week bye! Dem Dem out!"