Chapter 3
"Stop, Demyx time!"
The title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx crying and Alyssa eating nachos.
Demyx: Chester! Why did they take Chester away from me? Come back to me! I don't understand!"
Demyx then goes into a state where he is yelling stuff that's inaudible while throwing her hands about as alyssa tries to calm down a little.
Demyx: If you haven't realized why I'm upset it's because those big poop heads took Chester away from me! They killed him with a keyblade! I'm a tiny bit upset this week. Hi! Oh, what was I doing? Hmm. I was doing something important.
Alyssa finished her food and dramatically landed face down on the bed as she sighed in irritation.
Demyx: I'm sure I'm here for a reason, Oh god, please don't say I'm meant to be on a mission right now.
Alyssa: demyx the camera?
Demyx starts hitting himself in the head in an effort to help him think.
Demyx: Think… think… think… think… If the subject fails to respond… no, that doesn't help at all.
Alyssa glove slaps him as he stares at the camera for a bit before it hits him.
Demyx: The camera! Oh my god, ok my broadcast, doi!
Demyx hits her head with hand as alyssa thought" sometimes he is an idiot!
Demyx: Whoa guys!
Demyx holds two fingers up.
Demyx: Part three, that's two.
Changes fingers so there is three of them.
Alyssa: Part three! Anyone whose responded to the past 2 "Demyx times" are officially in our hard rock cool book!"
Demyx: You know who you are! We've got Dem- Dem cam, we've got the Orgy meeting, all that shazzang coming up on the show, so as usual enjoy!"
The sequence for What Demyx found in the other guys rooms" before going back to Demyx.
Demyx: As a request from a youtube user, this week I raided Namine's room."
Alyssa was curious about what was in her room.
Demyx: All I can say is this: Why Namine? Why?
Alyssa looked and was shocked what she saw
Alyssa: Okay well I think I will burn my eyes out soon!
Alyssa left the room then.
Demyx: She's, uh woo, she's really not quite as innocent as she has us all believing and as alyssa is out burning her eyes. Lets check namine sketchbook shall we?
Demyx holds up a sketchbook.
Demyx: Well um..she's an artist and I was expecting to find art books. Whoa.
Demyx starts looking at the pictures in the sketch book.
Demyx: My childhood has just been corrupted."
Demyx looks at the next picture.
Demyx: Didn't know, uh, didn't know Donald liked Goofy in that way."
Alyssa came back and layed in the corner as demyx goes to the next picture.
Demyx: Woo! Uh, wasn't even aware that was psychically possible.
Alyssa took it and was shocked what she was seeing
Demyx: Uh, turns out that she's not only into drawing, she's also into literature. At least literature called 'Barbarians prize: slaves to passion. Whoa, ok, I would totally read you guys a passage from this, but, A. Xemnas says I have to try and keep this PG, and secondly, I don't know what half these words mean. Whoa.
Alyssa:Lets move on before we shock the audience
The sequence for Dem Dem cam is played before going to a shot of Marluxia.
Marluxia is sitting on a bed with a folder labeled "Marly's top secret take over plans" while playing with her hair. Marluxia's phone goes. She pick's it up and gets excited when she sees who the caller is.
Marly: Hey Vexy! How are you? Hmm?
Pause.
Marly: I'm sorry what? No, no, no! Vexen! No, I call the shots! I don't care. No, no, no you listen to me bitch! If you don't do it, if you don't do it, if you DO NOT DO it! "You know what? Fine Vexen, I can find someone else, this is over, ok bye.
Marluxia throws the phone down on the bed.
Marly:God! some people. Fine, just get Axel to kill him off. Try and break up with me. No one breaks up with me, I break up with them! That's it Axel's killing off Vexen.
Marluxia writes this fact down in the folder.
Next the sequence for "The orgy meetings" comes up before going back to Demyx and alyssa.
Demyx:Important issues were brought up in the meeting this week. First thing on our agenda this week was transport. Now Xemnas is always going on like "You have to be here in time for our meeting, you must not be late or tardy. We must discuss Kingdom hearts.
Demyx starts experimenting with the word "kingdom hearts" by saying it several times each with a different hand gesture as luna just giggled.
Alyssa: Demyx xemnus is right though. You got to stop being late!
Demyx: Same with your boyfriend!
Demyx smirked while alyssa blushed red.
Alyssa: He is not my boyfriend!
Demyx: Anyway, why can't we discuss more jolly things like cookies or something!
Alyssa: because, xemnus isn't the cookie type person? Remember when you tried to get him to eat one and there were no jelly beans for it?
Demyx looked down
Demyx: lets just say never piss off xemnus! Cookies! Anyway back on subject, transport! Xemnas, I hate to tell you this but we're only late because you make us get public transport. If you got us private transport this wouldn't be an issue. Hell, if you got us an elevator in castle oblivion this wouldn't be an issue. We demand private transport, stop spending all the budget on jelly beans!
Alyssa face palmed
Demyx: Another issue was brought up this week, well, it was more of my own little personal issue: Why will no one tell me what a tampon is? I went and asked Zexion…
Alyssa: But you fell asleep listening to him
Demyx: the guy is boring, he didn't use any pictures or anything. And then I went and asked Luxord… and then he was all like.
Demyx puts on a British accent.
Demyx: Go and ask Larxene
Demyx drops the accent.
Alyssa: So he went and asked Larxene, and she tried to kill me!
Demyx: And when I asked Xigbar he just laughed in my face! I would go and ask Axel about it, but I'm not talking to him still.
Alyssa: Let me tell you
As she whispered in his ears, he was frozen as alyssa touched him he fell down.
Alyssa: well that went well. Anyway, here comes the video of how demyx is pissed at axel
Goes to a shot of Larxene, Zexion, Axel, alyssa, and Demyx in the park.
Demyx: Larxene had fun at the beach.
Larxene: Ah, yes.
Points at Zexion.
Larxene: So did he, even though he's emo.
Zexion rolled his eyes.
Demyx: Zexy had fun at the beach.
Zexion: I didn't go.
The camera turns to alyssa
Demyx: alyssa had fun at the beach
she face palmed herself
The camera turns to Axel.
Demyx: Did you have fun at the beach?
Axel: I didn't go?
Demyx turns the camera round to face him.
Demyx: I didn't have fun at the beach!
Larxene: Someone crossed the name out!
Axel: Sorry?
Larxene: I had so much fun. It was like brilliant, it was the best day ever quite frankly.
Axel: It was an accident!
Demyx: How was it an accident?
Axel: It was an accident! I thought the list was, um, a different list, that you didn't want to be on.
Alyssa: Idiot!
Demyx: The one that said 'the organization beach trip' at the top with the names, which is locked inside Xemnas's desk?
Axel: I though it said 'not the organization beach trip' and I thought Demyx wants to go.
Demyx turns to alyssa
Demyx: You believing this?
Alyssa: Nope
Demyx: Zexy, you believing this?
Larxene: He did it on purpose, he told me.
Axel tries to shush Larxene as alyssa glove slaps him on the head.
Demyx: Fine, fine I quit the organization. You're all lame anyway.
Axel: No, no, no, don't.
Alyssa: please come back!
Demyx: You're traitors, all traitors! Traitors.
Larxene: Yeah, and?
Demyx: Traitors. Traitors the lot of them.
Goes back to Demyx and alyssa. The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played before going back to Demyx.
Demyx: Ok! Too much Red bull. I checked my emails, I had like 4, I was so happy.
Demyx pulls out some pieces of paper.
Demyx: So, in response to Britney, I would like to say course it's my real hair! But, my favorite person of this week is Cry hug. They called me a mullet muffin, gah! That is the cutest name ever.
Alyssa giggled.
Alyssa: Cry hug also sent me a question, which is: if you do have a heart, who will be your, biggest, deepest, darkest, sexiest crushes?.
Demyx giggled as alyssa smirked.
Demyx: I have 2 responses for you, cry hug. Number 1. oh, we do to have hearts, don't be mad.
Alyssa: And numero deux: We kinda do have a crush on someone, but it's a secret!
Demyx: Fine I'll tell you! But I'll only tell you in episode 4!.
Alyssa: I am not telling!
Demyx throws the papers up in the air.
Alyssa: Now, moving on, uh my picture of the week:"
Demyx points at the screen, and a picture comes up showing some of the organization. Xigbar dressed as a builder, Demyx as a red Indian, Roxas as a cowboy, Axel as police officer, Luxord as a (?) and Marluxia wearing army uniform.
Goes back to Demyx and alyssa
Demyx: And my mullet of the week was going to be this awesome mulleted haired guy I met in London, but he ran off, I think he was afraid. So we couldn't get it, so this is my mullet for the week.
A picture of a fish comes up and it goes back to demyx and alyssa
Demyx: That's not right… Anyway, um look forward to seeing you guys next week for episode 4, bye!
The video ends.
I got up as demyx smiled"See you later". I hit him on the head"Demyx what were you thinking? Telling your crush to an audience?". He smiled"Come on we both know who your going for!". I blushed as axel appeared in the hallway"Hey demyx xemnus wishes to see you". He said"Well later". He ran off as I blushed when axel and I were left alone. Axel smirked"So alyssa. I saw your show". I blushed red as his hair and backed away"Um yeah?". He pinned me"So?". I was nervous and said"Not telling bye bye". I ran off quickly.