"Stop, Demyx time!"
The title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx and luna.
Demyx: Welcome back! Episode Vexen or then known as four! I was gonna wear like a lab coat and goggles and all that sort of stuff…"
"But I wasn't allowed to borrow Vexen's things,"
Luna: because you will test anything of vexen's.
Demyx: yeah true, so sorry! Plus the lab coat would look kinda weird over this!"
"But! But, but, but! We are talking big but, like kinda Xaldin sized but!"
"This week's episode is gonna make up for last week's, where I was like:
Goes to a shot of Demyx lying back on the bed, sleeping.
Luna: OK! This week is gonna be awesome…"Because you guys are awesome!"
"Yeah, we put in some new section for you guys to enjoy, so enjoy!"
A sequence of Demyx looking through a book is accompanied by the title "The Demy dictionary" before going back to Demyx.
Demyx: Let's rock and roll onto the new section. This section is called the Demy dictionary. For this section I look into the dictionary and I find words which amuse me and I share it with you guys."
"Also Zexion says it's somehow educational and really good for the brain if you learn a new word each day And then you just
Demyx falls asleep halfway through her sentence.
Demyx: Yeah, uh, I'm not too interested in that part Zexion."
Luna: Typical.
Demyx: Anyway! My word for this week is defenestration"
"That word literally means to throw someone out a window."
luna was going to say something
demyx: no you cannot throw larxene,marluxia, or vexen off the window
luna pouted.
Demyx: So, so, so! Next time you throw someone out a window…"
"You can turn around and say "You just got defenesized biatch! Respect!" or something."
The sequence for "What Demyx found in the other guys rooms" is played before going back to Demyx.
Luna: well apparently, demyx was curious and went into Larxene's room.
Demyx is fiddling with a blue packaging box, before pulling a tampon out.
Demyx continues going through the box, therefore making a load of tampons fall out the box as luna face palms.
Demyx: Ok, there has to be some sort of… aha! Ok, here we go, here we go."
Pulls out a how to use booklet. Luna wanted to tell him but if he did he wouldn't listen.
Demyx: Let's see here, um, ah, how to use, how to use."
Demyx begins to read through the booklet.
Demyx: Wash hands and then…"
Continues reading silently. Suddenly Demyx's eyes go wide and she looks a little sickened. Lowers booklet as he looked at luna and turned to the booklet.
Demyx: Oh my god.
Demyx slowly screws up the how to use booklet, looking quite scared.
Demyx: I suddenly don't want to know anymore."
A sequence of Demyx with her hood up pointing at the camera plays being labelled as "Demyx's revenge." Before cutting back to Demyx.
"Welcome to Demyx's revenge."
Demyx attempts an evil laugh but ends up coughing.
Luna: you sound like vexen
Demyx: I wonder who my victim will be this week."
"Who has really annoyed me in the past week?"
"I mean someone who really deserves it."
Luna: vexen?
Demyx: Hmmmmm. Oh, I know! Axel."
Demyx: If you happen to miss 'Kingdom hearts times' this morning, don't worry. I've got a photocopy of the front cover. Let's take a look."
Screen fades to a picture of what looks like a newspaper front page with a picture of Axel and a police officer and a title of "Pedo on the loose in London."
Screen goes back to Demyx who is holding a copy of the newspaper report that was shown.
"So, uh, Axel in trouble with the police in London for pedo leeching on Roxas again?"
"I'm gonna read you some parts which interested me."
" 'When arrested Axel began yelling "It was surprise sex he didn't know he wanted!"
"While attempting to Chakram the police officer.""
"The judge also gave me a rough estimate of how long Axel can expect to stay in jail for this. And he said it was somewhere between 2 years and 395 years."
"Oh, don't worry Axel, I'm gonna be in court on the day, with this picture for you."
A picture of Axel comes up on the screen. Axel is lying on a bed while holding a doll in a pretty inappropriate place. I think the doll is a Roxas plushie but don't hold me to that.
Goes back to demyx and luna
Demyx: You are gonna burn and die!"
Plays the sequence for "The orgy meeting" before going back to Demyx.
Luna: None of us are very pleased for this week.
"And it is all Marluxia's fault!"
Luna: this should be interesting
Demyx: Apparently Marly's been reading in all his gossipy girl magazines About healthy eating, diet plan things. And he brought it up in the meeting and Xemnas totally agreed with it."
"Now all of us are on this stupid diet!"
Picks up a pack of Cookie crisp and begins eating from the packet.
"I mean, I just don't understand. It's not like I don't have a healthy diet or anything. I have a really healthy diet!"
Puts cookie crisp down and picks up a block of cheese and begins taking bites from that instead.
"But Marluxia doesn't have a clue what he's going on about."
"Because I am already a really healthy person. I mean, it's stupid, it's so stupid."
Puts the cheese down before picking up chocolate spread and proceeds to dunk her finger in and licking the chocolate off.
"Just because Marluxia thinks I don't act healthy, I have to put up with his new plan. I mean, I'm so healthy!"
Gives up with the finger technique and just licks the rim of the container. Goes back to eating cheese.
"I love cheese! I love cheese almost as much as I love cookies. I could eat cheese all day!"
"It's so creamy! Basically, screw you Marluxia, I'll eat what I want!"
Sequence for "Demyx concludes" is played. Goes back to Demyx.
"Instead of pictures and what not this week, I have some wise words for you guys."
"If at first you do not succeed…
"Destroy all evidence that you tried!"
Luna: I like that sentence!
Demyx: me too!
"I thought I'd also tell all of you I'm currently annoyed at Luxord…"
Luna: what reason?
Demyx:because he keeps making me lose the game!"
Luna" gaah! I lost the game!
Demyx"GYAAH! I hate you luxord!
"Wait, you do know what the game is right?
"Well, too late if you didn't know, you're playing it now!"
"The game only has three rules: Rule one, you are now playing the game."
"Rule deux: you must not think about the game because if you do you have lost the game."
"Rule three: If you think about the game, you must then announce to everyone that you just lost the game."
"Good luck."
Luna: There were so many questions this week. To answer as many as I could I made a quick fire."
For each question a black screen comes up with the question written in white writing while the question is read by Demyx out loud. I'm just going to put the questions in bold italics.
What's your favourite ice cream?
Demyx: Double chocolate chip, strawberry, toffee, coffee, banana, sea salted, walnutish, lemon sorbet extravaganza!"
Luna: cookie dough
Demyx: I'm also quite fond of vanilla."
There is a lot of slash fan art and fanfiction including you and other members of the organization, what is opinion on this?
Demyx: If you're referring to the 'Bouncy bed game' and 'the naked hug from behind time' I'm quite fond of it."
luna covered demyx ears
luna: and your real answer, no he does not!
luna uncovered his ears.
Demyx: what did you say?
Luna:: your so smart!
demyx hugged luna
demyx:I can't sit down for a while after playing those games though."
What does Zexion keep in his emo book?
"Uh, words mainly, sentences and stuff."
Luna: yeah
If you don't know what a tampon is… does that mean you don't know what a condom is?
"A what?
Your hair is UBER sexy, what products do you use?
Zexion decided to close his eyes, rather than be insulted by the grammar choices.
"I generally kinda spray it. Then I gel it a bit."
The screen flips upsidedown.
"Then I kinda hang upside down for a couple of hours."
Screen rights itself.
"And then I generally pass out when all the blood goes to my head. Then I wake up and blow-dry!"
Luna: I just take a shower and brush it, sometimes I wonder how axel gets his?
Will you pleeeease sneak into Xemnas's room, I'm dying to see what Mansex has in there.
Demyx: You gotta wait til episode 13 for that."
Demyx winks at the camera.
What is it like to not have a heart?
Luna: Oh, we do too have hearts. But seriously, it's like chronic emotional constipation."
Axel sniggered. He'd take that over one of Xemnas's, Vexen's, or Zexions lectures any day.
Who taught you to play the sitar like that?
Demyx: Sitar for dummies."
What kind of cookies do you like?
Demyx: Oh, every kind! Apart from maybe death cookies, I'm not too fond of those."
Luna: my kind are reeses
What's your collar size?
Demyx gives the camera a questioning look.
Do you know any deep-dark-super-special-awesome-embarrassing secrets about the other guys? C'mon Dem Dem you know you do!
Luna: Luxord puts rum in his tea."
Demyx: Xemnas is going bald."
"Xigbar likes the feel of lace on his skin."
"And Axel is related to Sonic the hedgehog!
Can you show us exactly what Namine draws?
Luna: Do you wanna be able to sleep at night?"
How do you feel about… Luxord?
Demyx:"He keeps making me lose the game!"
Luna: wish he stops getting drunk on the roof
Demyx: "Oh, I just lost the game again!"
Luna: Phew! Keep those emails coming people! We will see you next week! Later!"
Demyx yawns.
"Why are you guys still here?"
"It's over. No, seriously what are you guys still doing here?"
"Oh. Oh yeah. I kinda promised I'd tell you who we have a crush on."
"Oh, now I feel all embarrassed and I don't want to tell you."
"If you guys really must know…""
"My secret crush is…"
The screen changes to a blue background with writing saying "!see you next week!" while playing the sitar song.