"Stop, Demyx time!"
a new title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx and Luna.
Demyx surprisingly has tampons up her nose.
Luna face palms
Demyx: Hello, hello, hello!
Luna smiles: Hello
Demyx: We are onto episode five. Check it out, I started my period today! I was walking on down the hall, and my face accidently walked into Axel's fist. And then my nose started bleeding everywhere! And Axel was all like: "Woah, Demyx congratulations! You started your male period!. So he told me to put tampons up my nose! Apparently the rest of the guys do it! Although I've never seen anyone do this.
Luna groans: On with the show, enjoy!
The sequence for "The orgy meetings" is played before cutting back to Demyx (without tampons), who has a visitor. Axel is sitting behind her. Axel will also be referred to as a she. Demyx seems oblivious to her guest.
Demyx: Right okay guys, now we're onto the orgy meetings section. In this section I've got quite special treat for you guys because instead of just talking about it, I went and put…
Demyx cuts off hearing music coming from behind looking at luna.
Luna: not me
we turned and jumped to see Axel and look surprised.
Axel picks up the phone and answers it.
Axel: Hello?
Axel:...Yeah, where are you, it's meeting time....Luxord, you miss it every week.
Demyx and luna looked confused on why he was here
Axel: Yeah, ok, whatever. Pub later, yeah sure.
Axel: Ok, see you there.
Axel puts the phone down.
Demyx: Why are you here?
Axel: Why should I not be here?
Demyx: Why are you here, this is my show. You're not meant to be on it, this is Demyx time.
Axel: Xemnas says you two need watching.
Demyx: What, no we don't.
Axel: Wanna go ask him?
Demyx: No.
Axel: Do you? Cause you can go ask him right now, he's in his office.
Luna: we would be dead then
Axel: There you go then.
Demyx: Why do you have to be on camera? Why can't you at least go sit in the corner, you can see me from the corner.
Axel: Cause it's comfortable in this corner.
Luna: oh boy!
Demyx: I know.
Axel: It's comfortable in this corner. I've been sat here for the last hour!
Demyx: What? Comes up close to the camera. Did you guys see him there cause I didn't.
Luna and demyx looked confused on how he showed up instantly.
Axel: Carry on.
Demyx: I feel weird with you here.
Luna: unless you want to deal with mansex deal with it!
Demyx: I don't want to, luna please get your boyfriend out!
Luna blushed red as axel hair
Luna: one he is not my boyfriend and two be my guest!
Axel: Yeah well, now I'm here so piss off.
Demyx: comes up close to the camera again. You see how mean he is to me every time?
Luna: only to you dem
Demyx: I don't like that man. Ok, so, um… What was I saying?.
Demyx: Turns to Axel. You made me forget!
Demyx: No, seriously what was I talking about?
Luna: The orgy meetings.
Demyx: Ok! Orgy meeting. Instead of just talking about it, I got actual footage of it so enjoy! and don't talk.
Axel:make me!
Demyx: You're just jealous, cause you don't have a show.
Axel: Oh yeah, I'm so jealous you know, I'm only in pretty much all of Kingdom hearts 2 while you're in it for all of about, oooh what was it, three minutes.
Demyx: I'm gonna turn the camera off now.
The screen changes to show several members of the organization at a meeting on a raised platform. I apologise in advance if I don't get the script completely right, it was really difficult to tell what they were saying at times.
Xemnas: The meeting is now in session. Alright, who wants to bring up something? Larxene?
Larxene: Can Demyx stop stealing my tampons?
There was a burst of laughter at that.
Xemnas: Why are you stealing from Larxene?
Larxene for some reason throws a water bottle at Demyx.
Demyx: Did you see that? Did you see that?
Luna: yes
Xemnas: Larxene, why are you throwing stuff?
Larxene walks over and gives the bottle a kick.
Axel: That's litter.
Luna: since when do you care?
Axel: since she kicked the bottle
Luna says sarcastically: yes very good answer axel
Larxene: I'll get it in a minute.
Axel: I'd like to bring up the littering of castle oblivion.
Xemnas: Yes, we'll come onto you after whoever. Demyx?
Demyx: What?
Xemnas: Forget this.
Demyx: I'm not talking to anyone now. La la la la la la…
Xemnas: Axel, what's your issue?
Axel: No, come back to me, I haven't thought of anything yet.
Saïx: Is it compulsory that every single male member of the organization must be castrated?
Xemnas: No. Who said that?
Saïx and Luna : Vexen.
Xemnas: Vexen's a liar. Vexen's full of bullshit.
Zexion raises his hand
Xemnus: Yes, Zexion?
Zexion: It's about the centering of the force
Xemnas: Anything important?
More laughter broke out.
Zexion: I accidentally cloned Xigbar…So I don't know which one's real and I think I accidently made two, so I don't know if the real Xigbar's alive.
Luna: why would you do that? Its worse with one!
Zexion: because its fun
Larxene: Demyx has an issue.
Demyx: What's castration?
Demyx: I still need to know what it is.
A few agreed.
Xemnas: Never mind.
Demyx raises hand.
Demyx: No, it's gone, I forgot.
There was silence
Demyx: Can I go to the toilet?
Xemnas: Yes.
Larxene: This is why we get beaten up by someone with a key.
Marluxia:agree
Zexion raises his hand.
Xemnas: Yes?
Zexion: I'd like to ask why there's a big lack of organization.
Xemnas frowned. What did they mean?
Zexion: We have been taken out by a kid with a key, a nobody with a key…
Saïx: And a duck!
Larxene walks over and takes Zexion's emo book.
Zexion: And I don't like the idea that he gets to have a clone of Riku.
Xemnas: Right, well, let me break this down. Firstly… is anyone listening?!
Luna: NO!
Xigbar: Eh! Mansex said listen!
Zexion starts chasing Larxene around the superior, in an attempt to get his emo book back.
Zexion: I've got an issue, I've got suicidal stuff in there.
Xemnas: Go back where you belong emo.
Axel starts randomly dancing and luna laughing at him until Zexion jumps over the side of the platform. Everyone starts fussing.
Demyx: Who said Sunday?
Axel starts going through the book.
Demyx: Everyone pay Larxene, she guessed Sunday he'd kill himself.
Everyone says random stuff I couldn't keep track of.
Demyx and Luna: This is why we get nothing done!
The sequence for "Dem Dem cam" is played before going back to Demyx,luna, and Axel.
Luna was laying on the wall next to axel
Demyx points at Axel.
Demyx: He's still here. I really hate you!
Axel: You weren't saying that last night.
demyx remains silent.
Demyx: Turn the camera off for a second, I need to just have a talk with him. You can't talk about that on here!
Demyx hits Axel round the leg.
Axel: Did you just hit me?
Demyx: yes I did hit you!
axel glared at demyx as he hid behind luna
Demyx: Don't hit me, please. Onwards, um…
Axel takes off her glove and slaps Demyx round the head with it as luna gloved slap axel on the head!
Axel: YOUR ON!
All three of us had a glove slap fight for a few minutes until we stopped.
Demyx: I placed my camera this week in Roxas's room, enjoy!
Screen changes to show a Roxas cosplayer holding a piece of paper.
Roxas: Oh, he's gonna love this drawing.
Roxas was getting increasingly more worried. He really hoped it wasn't something weird.
Turns the picture round to show a drawing of him and Axel.
It was now Demyx's turn to laugh. And he was really making the most of it.
Roxas: I'm gonna show Demyx. Demyx!
Roxas runs out the room. The sequence played, looks slightly familiar tough instead of Demyx it is "What Axel found in the other guys rooms".
Screen goes to Axel and luna
Axel: Ok, so this week I went in Demyx's room, it's boring.
Axel: It is so boring in there, cause I found nothing!
Axel picks up two bags of sweets.
Axel: What I did find is Demyx's sweets!
Luna: yep nothing but sweets
Picks up one bag of sweets.
Axel: Dunno what those are, don't want those.
Throws the bag aside. Begins going thorugh the other bag and eating.
Axel: He has so many sweets in there…
Axel: I'm not surprised, that he's always so high.
Axel: Marshmallows!
Indeed she does pick up a marshmallow and stuffs it in her mouth.
Axel: Oh god, now I have to swallow all this.
Picks up the packet of sweets and shoves it down her coat as luna laughs.
Axel: Also found something that is somewhat embarrassing to me, to be honest. Sometime back Demyx asked if he could play with my chakrums, I told him no, he got really angry. I said "If you want some go make your own." He actually did.
Picks up round silver things.
Axel: I found these.
Luna: What is that?
Axel: I dread to think how many times he's spun these round the room, pretending to be me. It's not a circle. It's certainly not a chakram. Might put these up on ebay for you weird Demyx time fans or something, might make a fortune.
Luna: Yeah, If he finds out you've been in his room he's gonna go mental, and he'll probably get done in for it.
From offscreen.
Demyx: Axel,Luna I'm back!
Axel panics quickly throwing the silver things to one side before leaning back against the cushions and smiling.
Demyx: What?
Axel: Good to see you.
Axel begins fiddling with something behind Demyx which is coincidently where the sitar is.
Demyx: What? What are you touching?
Axel: Nothing.
Demyx: Don't touch my sitar, don't touch her!
Axel: Ok, fine, I won't.
Demyx: Don't touch her!
Axel: I'm not touching…
Demyx: Don't touch her.
Demyx goes to move the sitar but dislodges the poster it was holding up.
Demyx: Now look what you've done. Why is the camera on?
A bue screen comes up saying "Now go see part two! While I have a talk with Axel." while playing 'My sitar' in the background.
Demyx time episode 5 part 2
A blue screen comes with the words 'And now for part 2'.
The sequence for 'Demyx's revenge' is played.
Goes back to Demyx,Luna, and Axel.
Demyx whines: Axel, Luna someone took all the sweets from my room!
Axel: Marluxia.
Demyx: It must have been!
luna: I saw him come out of your room earlier.
Demyx: He must have been, because I snuck those sweets in because of this whole diet thing he's put us on!
Axel: He's been doing it from everyone's room, don't worry.
Demyx: Demyx revenge!
Axel begins eating Demyx's sweets behind him.
Demyx: My revenge this week is gonna be on Marluxia for making us go on this stupid diet and now also for taking all my sweets.
Axel makes it even more obvious that she's eating Demyx's sweets.
Luna: So yeah. Enjoy!
Goes to Demyx,Luna, and Axel this time in some sort of corridor.
Demyx: For my revenge this week, as you know I got it on Marluxia, so Axel helped me get into his room and take some of his flowers.
Demyx: And we're cooking them kindly!
Axel: And by some we mean all of his flowers.
Demyx: All of his flowers. He wants to put us on this stupid diet?
Demyx: I don't think so!
Luna: Let's see how he likes his little meal!
Axel: Oh, I can hear him coming!
Both start running down the corridor with the camera before placing the camera on a high perch. Marluxia comes down the corridor.
Marluxia: What's that smell?
Marluxia walks down the corridor before going through a door and into the kitchen. Marluxia looks into a pot that is on top of the stove. She then starts screaming in a very girly way and yelling stuff that doesn't make a coherent sentence. Marluxia then runs out of the kitchen and back down the corridor, still screaming.
Another door opens and Axel,luna, and Demyx walk out laughing and high fiving and grabbing the camera. The sequence for 'Demy dictionary' is played. It then of course goes back to Demyx,luna, and Axel.
Demyx: My word for this week is smegma.
Demyx: Marluxia is a smegma!
Demyx: Smegma means to steal other people's belongings.
Axel: That's not what it means.
Demyx: Yeah it does.
Luna: No, that's not what it means.
Demyx: No, it does. That's what it means; smegma means to steal other people's belongings.
Axel: Look it up.
Axel hands Demyx a dictionary.
Demyx takes the dictionary.
Demyx: What does smegma begin with?
Axel: S.
Demyx: Ok.
Demyx begins going through the letters using her fingers to help her.
Demyx: Ok, um, smeg, ma ma ma ma ma ma…
Axel: You don't need me to spell 'ma' do you?
Demyx: No…Oh, I've lost the page!
Axel comes up behind Demyx and starts going through the pages, helping.
Axel: You're in the T's you idiot.
Demyx: Oh.
Luna finds the right page and points to the word before going back to her original place.
Demyx: Oh. Oh yeah!
Axel: There. Fourth one down.
Demyx: One, two, three, four.
Axel: Does it mean to steal someone's things?
Demyx: No it doesn't.
Luna: told ya goofball!
Demyx: It really doesn't. I don't like that word anymore.
Demyx: My word for this week is now noodle!
The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played before cutting back to Demyx and Axel.
Demyx: We're at the end of…
Glances back at Axel.
Demyx: We're at the end of the show, thank god.
Axel: Ah, I lost the game!
Luna: ack! me too!
Axel: I blame Luxord.
Demyx: Could you be anymore annoying?
Axel: Yes.
Axel once again decides to make it really obvious when eating Demyx's sweets.
Demyx: What? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Axel: Nothing.
Demyx: Just do nothing, alright?
Axel picks up a sweet.
Axel: Look what I found under your pillow.
Demyx: What? Gasp. A sweet!
Axel: Must have hid it there, you're so smart!
Luna: sarcasm noted!
Demyx eats the sweet, looking really happy.
Demyx: Right, conclusion time.
Axel lets out a sigh after having a drink.
Demyx: Would you shut up for two minutes?
Axel: I'm putting my glass down!
Demyx: This week I'm bringing back my mullet of the week.
Demyx: Because an awesome person named Dracoxk I do believe, actually cut their hair into a mullet, and I must say you are cool. Mullet of the week goes to this awesome person!
A guy with a mullet comes onto the screen before going back to Axel and Demyx.
Luna: Question time! Would you ever name your child Blythe?
Demyx: Yes!
Luna: no way!
Axel: No.
Demyx: No… why not?
Axel: Because it's terrible.
Luna: agree!
Demyx: Ok, I think it's a pretty name.
Axel: It's a terrible name.
Axel: I'd name my child Axel.
Axel: You'd name your child Axel too, wouldn't you?
Demyx: No I wouldn't.
Axel: Yes you would.
Demyx: No I wouldn't.
Axel: Yes you would.
Axel sits up as though preparing to attack as he hid behind luna.
Demyx: No I wouldn't, no I wouldn't, don't hurt me!
What's your fave animal?
Luna: panda
Demyx: Unicorns!
Axel: They're not real.
Demyx: Yeah, they are.
Luna felt hurt that they didn't exist
Axel: No they're not.
Demyx: Yeah they are.
Axel: No they're not.
Demyx: Yeah they are!
Axel: Fine, my favorite animal is a dragon.
Demyx: They're not real.
Axel: Yes, they are.
Demyx: No, they're not.
Axel: Fine, my favourite animal is a Walrus.
Demyx: Did I tell you to stop making up animals?
Luna: but it is real
Axel: Fine, how about the tupor thingy then?
Luna: I've always wanted to know how you ended up in Organization XIII. Did you join or did one of the members recruit you?...Axel found me!
Demyx: Um, Xigbar came and got me.
Axel: I tried to start my own organization…
Axel: And they found it and told me I wasn't allowed. And that one person was not considered an organization. So I joined this one.
Demyx: I would've joined.
Axel: Aw.
Boxers or briefs?
Demyx: Um, nothing!
Demyx: Generally. It gets hot.
Luna: true point!
Axel: what do you wear?
Luna: I am not telling pervert!
he smirked
Axel: Yeah, we don't wear much, look.
Axel goes as though she's going to unzip her coat. Demyx and luna gets in the way however.
Demyx: Next question, next question!
Fave book ever?
Demyx holds up a book.
Demyx: 'The northern anthology of English literature'.
Axel: 'Stig of the dump'!
Luna looked at axel
Axel: What? It's a highly entertaining novel.
Luna: Axel, it's for kids.
Axel grabs the book off Demyx. Turns to the back of the front cover.
Axel: 'Property of Zexion? You stole this from his room didn't you?
Demyx: No.
Axel: He's been looking for this for like weeks.
Demyx: No, it's mine.
Demyx: I've read it.
Axel: Ok. Who's it written by?
Axel: How many wrote this book?
Demyx: One. And he was called Norbert Fingleberry.
Luna chuckled.
If Roxas is Sora's nobody, whose nobody are you?
Demyx: David Bowie!
Demyx: Say yours.
Axel: No I don't want to.
Demyx: Go on.
Axel: No.
Demyx: If you're on the show, you have to answer the questions.
Axel: It's a question for you not me.
Demyx: If you wanna be here you have to answer the questions.
Axel: Fine I'll leave.
Demyx: Go then or answer the question.
Axel: God. God is my somebody.
Axel: There fine happy?
Luna: Very
they looked at luna as she sighed
Luna: selena gomez
What do you do when you're not on a mission?
Demyx: I bake cookies, I listen to music, I do my hair. That takes a couple of hours from my life.
Axel: Keep watching that 'Sitar for dummies' video as well.
Demyx: I watch 'Sitar for dummies'!
Luna: I listen to music, play video games, hang out with roxas,demyx,xion, and axel.
Axel: I can't really say what I do cos apparently this is PG. But I can say that it involves this!
Axel goes as though to unzip her coat again, but Demyx stops her.
Demyx: No, no, no! Would you keep your clothes on for two minutes!
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Demyx: The egg! No, the chicken. No, wait, no, no, wait, cos you need the egg to get the chicken, so maybe the egg! But you need the chicken to lay the egg, so maybe it was the chicken…
Demyx is cut off as Axel covers her mouth with a hand.
Axel: Dinosaurs came first, Shenza shame on you for confusing the poor boy.
Demyx: It's valentine day!
Axel: Singing. It's valentines day, it's valentines day, it's valentines day!
Axel then decides to gloveslap Demyx round the head.
Demyx: Would you stop that!
Demyx: So it's…
Axel moves slightly.
Demyx: Every time he moves I get scared.
Demyx: we kinda put off telling you guys who our crush is.
Axel: Go on then.
Demyx: No, we don't wanna say cos he's here.
Axel gets off the bed and goes off screen.
Demyx: Go away. Go away! Get out the room!
Demyx comes up close to the camera.
Demyx: My secret crush is… Get out the room! My secret crush is zexion.
Demyx: Don't tell him though, who is yours?
Luna was blushing red.
Luna: axel
Demyx: I've finished! You can come back in the room!
Axel comes and sits back on the bed.
Demyx: So bye! See you next week.
Axel: You gonna tell me who it was?
Demyx: No.
Axel: Fine, I won't tell you mine then.
Demyx: I'll see you… Fine! Fine! I will tell you, it's David Bowie. What's yours?
Axel: Uh… Marluxia
luna busted out laughing.
Demyx: I need to turn the camera off right now. Bye bye see you next week.
Screen fades to black with white writing on while playing 'Love today' by Mika in the back ground. I'll display the screen writing same as questions. (Black italics.)
Even if it was against my will… see you next week …hopefully.
Screen then displays Axel,luna, and Demyx again.
Demyx: So from Axel,
Luna: and from luna
Axel: And from Demyx,
Both: Happy valentines day!
Luna and axel hug.
Axel: So sex now right?
Demyx and luna walks away looking unimpressed.
Axel: What, no sex? Ok, how about a blow…
The camera cuts off there as the video ends.