Stop, Demyx time!
The title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx and luna.
Demyx: To someone behind the camera Shhh! You're not meant to speak!
Demyx: I learned a new technique, so watch this guys, Dance bubbles!
Bubbles start being blown from off camera.
Axel: From off camera That was really shit.
Luna: agree!
Demyx: Oh my god. Let's try this again. Dance bubbles dance!
A higher quantity of bubbles appears on screen than last time.
Demyx: see how- Agh, they're in my eyes!
Luna tried helping demyx
Demyx: They're in my eyes! Ok, they're in my eyes now. You can stop. They're in my eyes. Axel, you're getting them in my eyes!
Demyx: Turn the camera off, and help me Axel!
Axel appears on screen looking in Demyx's eyes.
Demyx: No, agh.
Axel: There's nothing in your eyes.
Demyx: Give me something to put on my eyes.
Luna walks off to get Demyx's request.
Demyx: Now I know how Riku feels.
There were several sniggers at this.
Luna is back and Demyx now has a cloth over her eyes. She then falls sideways.
Demyx: You guys are gonna have to do the show.
Axel: We don't wanna do your show.
Demyx: You're gonna have to do the show.
Axel: What, why do we have to do your show?
Demyx: Axel, you're the one who got bubbles in my eye!
Axel: You're the one who wanted me to blow bubbles at you.
Demyx: Yeah, but I didn't tell you to blow them in my eye.
Axel: I didn't purposefully…
Demyx: But they're in my eyes, so you're gonna have to do the show.
Demyx begins randomly waving her hand about, but being unable to see slaps Axel in the face, before falling backwards.
Demyx: Oooh, I'm injured.
Luna: uh huh sure!
Axel: What am I meant to do?
Demyx: I'm injured. Just do what I usually do.
Axel: Meh, uh, something about stuff that's annoying.
Demyx sits up.
Axel: Um, sitars… um, sweets. Looking in people's rooms.
Demyx: Do I look impressed?
Demyx: Do it properly.
Demyx falls back on the bed again as axel sits besides luna
Axel: I can't do it when you're just…
Demyx: Ahhhhhhhhh
Luna: well while demyx is acting as a spoiled little baby lets get along with it!
Axel: He's gone to sleep again.
Luna face palmed herself as she went to lift Demyx's coat up and puts a hand under.
Demyx: Agh, oh my god, my penis! Don't touch that.
Axel: Oh look, your eyes are fine now.
Demyx: I can seeeeeeee!
Luna: lets move along for gods sakes!
The sequence for "What Demyx found in the other guys rooms" before returning to Demyx,luna, and Axel.
Demyx: You would not believe how hard it is to get into Xigbar's room.
Demyx: But for you awesome viewers I did it. Ninja style. And the item that I found is a bit shocking.
Demyx: If you are under 18, please close down Youtube right now.
Luna: There's a little x in your top right hand corner, just click that and get rid of this, ok awesome.
Demyx: And the item that I found is, um, this.
Demyx holds up a red thong.
Demyx starts rolling it around her hands.
Demyx: Ok, at first I thought it was some kind of cheese cutting device but apparently it's not.
Demyx: Xigbar wears thongs.
Luna: well thats disturbing!
Axel: Actually I recognize those.
Demyx: You recognize them?
Axel reads the label of the clothing before laughing.
Axel: Read that.
Demyx: They're not Xigbar's, they're Xaldin's.
Demyx: Um, so any Xaldin fans out there, we've just shattered your fragile little minds.
Axel takes the thong and flings it to the other side of the room. Both of them laugh. It then plays the sequence for 'Dem Dem cam!' before returning to Demyx and Axel.
Demyx: This week I placed my camera in Larxene's room.
Axel: Ooooh.
This thought was going through many minds.
Demyx: I know.
Axel: Did she find out?
Demyx: Yes.
luna: What did she do?
Demyx: I don't want to talk about it.
Demyx whispers in Axel and luna ears, who then laughs
Demyx: I risked my life and I put my camera in Larxene's room.
Axel: I was wondering why you were walking like that for like a week!
The screen changes to a video of Larxene dancing suggestively to the song 'Sex bomb'.
The sequence for 'The Demy dictionary' is played before going back to Demyx and Axel.
Demyx: This week's word I can't actually pronounce.
Demyx: So Axel's gonna do it for me!
Axel: Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Luna: Flocciniaucini hil I pil iana..
luna must up saying it and spit at demyx who wiped it away
Demyx:eww!
Demyx:Flocciniaucini hil I pil I pil...
Axel: Flocciniaucini hil I pil I pil… mocking Demyx.
Demyx: Paedophilia!
Luna and Axel: What?
Demyx: That's all I hear when you say, paedophilia.
Demyx: Hilifacation.
Axel: Floccinaucinihilipilifaction.
Demyx: Floccinaucinfil…
Luna: Just say what it means please before you get a headache now!
Axel: You can't say the word.
Demyx: Fine! It's the act of judging something as worthless.
Axel: Like that word.
Demyx: And him.
Axel promptly shoves Demyx off the bed as luna laughs
Axel: Try and say it eight times fast.
Demyx: No.
Axel: Backwards.
Demyx: I can't.
Axel: While standing on your head.
Demyx then attempts a headstand and fails.
Luna tries it and falls on axel and demyx as they laughed
Demyx: Onto the next section!
The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played and then goes back to Axel (who has her hood up) and Demyx.
Demyx: As I'm sure some of you viewers have realised, being episode six, this is Zexion's episode.
In honour of the emo. We are going to honour the emo with a minute of emoing. We want you to join in at home as well.
Demyx copies Axel and luna by pulling her hood up too.
Axel: Ready?
Demyx pulls up hood.
Demyx: Yes.
Moment of silence.
Axel: I wish I had some cheese.
Axel: No, I really can't do emo.
Demyx,luna, and Axel both pull down their hoods.
Demyx: Yeah, no this has been good.
Demyx starts shaking Axel's and luna's hands
Demyx: I think that was a good emo effort. Good job, good for you.
I think we put in a hundred and ten percent effort there guys.
Demyx proverb. What sound does a Demyx make when falling down in a forest, and no one is around to hear it?
Axel: Probably something like this.
Axel then demonstrates with hand gestures and sound effects.
Axel: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh pfft boom!
Luna giggles and sits next to demyx
Demyx: I'm sorry, is that meant to be funny? Is that meant to be me?
Luna:yes!
Axel: Fall over, see what noise you make.
Axel: Go!
Pushes Demyx but hits luna and falls off the bed.
Luna: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
Axel: Don't' fall on my stuff…or on the camera!
Luna has fallen into the camera. Axel and demyx leans over the side of the bed.
Axel: Luna, is there a reason you're not talking?
Luna: I think I need a doctor now because my arm is not supposed to bend that way, so Can you get the first aid box and can you get the medical dictionary, and look up lung and scissors.
Axel: Ok.
Picks up mobile.
Axel: Xemnas, it happened again.
Luna now has bandages around her face and her arm in a sling.
Demyx: And this is why I don't like to play Axel.
Axel: I love you.
Axel sniffs luna's hair.
Demyx: Did you just smell her?
Axel: No.
Luna: Let's just get on with the show, so I can kill myself now!
Axel: Hey, you did the emo thing!
Luna: Yay.
Demyx: Now we're onto question time, so let's get on with it!
What is your favourite movie?
Luna shows a remarkable recovery
Demyx: I went to Blockbusters and I rented out every single movie with the word water in the title.
Luna: I got the ones with the word moon and some animes
Demyx: And then Axel also went along with me, and he got all the movies with the title… with the…
Axel: Fire in the title?
Demyx: That's the one! What movies did you get?
Axel: 'Man on fire'.
Demyx: There wasn't actually a man on fire in it though.
Axel: No there wasn't. I think I should make one.
Axel: Goblet of fire.
Axel: Reign of fire. Oh, you wouldn't know the last one.
Demyx: What? What was the last one?
Axel: Fuego eterno.
Demyx and Luna: Eternal fire.
Axel: How do you know that?
Demyx: I don't know.
Axel: Do you speak Spanish?
Luna: No!
Demyx: No. Least we don't think we do.
Axel: Hablas espanol?
Luna: No.
Axel: Hang on, how did you know to say no if you don't know Spanish?
Axel tackles Demyx and luna.
Axel: What else do you know? What do you know? Tell me what you know!
What Pj's do you and Axel wear?
Demyx: Instead of just showing you what we wear in bed, we're going to show you what the majority of the orgy wear in bed!
Demyx: So let's begin! Zexion!
Axel holds up a t-shirt based on 'Potter puppet pals' captioned 'Wizard angst'.
Axel: Angst. Quite like that actually.
Demyx: I like it.
Demyx: I love Harry Potter!
Axel: He looks a bit like Harry Potter.
Demyx: Lexaeus!
Axel holds the shirt up against Demyx. 'Tempting?' is written on it.
Demyx: What's it say?
Axel: Tempting.
Demyx: Xigbar!
Axel holds up a light blue shirt with a logo on it.
Luna: He's in the cadet club for rifles! What a loser!
Demyx smells the shirt, before Axel snatches it off her.
Axel: Ughh!
Demyx: What, he uses nice aftershave.
Luna chuckles
Axel chucks the shirt to the other side off the room.
Demyx: Bye Xigbar! Defenesized Biatch!
Luna: demyx!
Axel holds up a red shirt with the Mario sign on it.
Demyx: Itsa me, Demyx!
Demyx: Luna!
demyx shows a black shirt with a full moon and a shooting star
Axel: cute!
Demyx: Larxene!
Axel holds up a light purple night dress.
Axel: This isn't Larxene's.
Demyx: That's not Larxene's?
Luna: who's is it?
Axel: That's Xemnas's.
Demyx laughs as luna looked disgusted
Demyx: Xaldin.
Axel holds up the red thong from earlier.
Demyx: I don't want that.
Demyx: Marluxia!
Axel holds up a black and pink shirt captioned 'Girls night in'.
Demyx: Girls night in.
Axel smells the shirt until Demyx grabs it and throws it away.
Demyx: That's gross.
Demyx: Vexen!
Axel holds up a Superman t-shirt.
Axel: Vexen thinks he's a superhero!
Demyx: Aw, Vexen we love you!
Axel: I like Vexen, he made me a clone.
Demyx: He made me a clone as well!
Axel: No he didn't.
Demyx: Yeah he did.
Luna: no he didn't
Axel: He made me a clone of Riku, he gave you a cardboard cut out of yourself.
Demyx: Still a clone.
Demyx: Luxord.
Axel held up um something I don't know what it is.
Axel: Ooh, kinky, You can smell the rum.
Demyx: Axel!
Axel: What? Show me first! Show me what you've got, no show me.
Demyx holds a red night dress up against herself.
Axel: That's not mine.
Luna laughs her head off
Luna: nice it suits you!
axel glares at luna and demyx
Demyx: Da da da da da da!
Demyx then holds it up against Axel.
Axel: Gonna kill you. Get it away from me.
If Marluxia shaved his head, what would you do?
Demyx and Axel hold up razors as luna was shocked
Demyx: We'll find out in the morning.
Axel holds up a Marluxia wig.
Axel: Marluxia's gonna hate us.
Holds up a blonde wig.
Axel: Then again Luxord's gonna hate us too.
Axel: Then again…
Axel: Zexion's really got a reason to be emo now.
Holds up Zexion wig.
Demyx puts the Zexion wig over the top of her mullet.
Demyx: Vexen's gonna kill us.
Axel holds up a Vexen wig.
Axel: He's going to clone us and then kill us and then clone us again so he can kill us again then clone us and kill us. Oh my god.
Luna: it will be very tempting for vexen
Axel puts the Vexen wig over the top of the Axel one.
Demyx: You look beautiful.
Axel: You look emo.
Demyx: They're gonna hate us.
Is Axel good in bed?
Demyx: I don't understand the question.
Luna covered her head in despair
Axel: You know the Bouncy bed game?
Demyx: Yes.
Axel: Do you like the Bouncy bed game?
Demyx: Yes!
Axel: When you're playing it with me?
Demyx: … Yes.
Axel: Well then the answers yes.
Luna face palmed herself
Axel: Bouncy bed game!
Demyx,luna, and Axel start jumping on the bed for the past few minutes and shows them sitting down
Demyx: oh yeah we have one more thing I have decided to do one thing this revenge will be on luna
Luna: what? Why?
Demyx: this is a confession from axel
luna and axel were shocked as axel glared at him
Axel: you didn't
a video is shown of luna and axel in luna's room
Luna said" hey axel whats up?".
Axel smirked" I saw who your crush is".
Luna shrieked and went in her knees as axel got closer" why not get to know each other?".
Luna shrieked and said" axel whoa um I..."
Axel licked her neck" I love you too luna". He kissed her and started making out.
The video ends with a pissed off axel and an embarrassed luna.
Demyx: And that's it for Demyx time this week so bye!
axel: deeemmmyxxx!
Demyx: RUN RUN AWAY!
Axel: DEMYX!
axel ran off but came to kiss luna on the cheek and ran to kill him
Luna: well thats it see you next week!
a voice off screen GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE DEMYX!