"Stop, Demyx time!"
The theme song and title sequence is played. Then the words Demyx time appear on a blue screen.
There was a bit of silence on the screen with axel,luna, demyx, and saix.
Axel: "well this is awkward"
Luna:agree
Demyx: Okay um we have a guest saix is here because xemnus doesn't like what I have been saying about him
Luna: saix is here to monitor us to see if xemnus sensors anything he approves of so lets get on with the show.
The orgy meetings
demyx:"so um uh we uh we got our payslips though, mine was wrong I haven't been tasked right so I can't be paid yet".
Demyx: so xemnus...
saix quickly looks at him
Luna: is a genius
demyx: a fantastic guy
saix looks at axel
Axel: I love you
Demyx: but his harcu- aaaggghhh!
demyx is being choked by saix and trying to say something as he lets go.
Axel: he's going a bit bald
Demyx: he is
Axel: he is
Demyx: oh god were going to die...
luna backs up
Axel: my hair is better than yours..
saix snaps and attacks axel while choking demyx.
Demyx: lets move on to the next section, gaaaahhh!
demyx's revenge
Demyx:so now were on to the next section
A phone rings on the screen.
Axel: not mine
Demyx: not mine
Luna: not mine
Saix: its mine
saix answers it
Saix: yes? Hello superior
Saix looks as at his underwear
axel kisses luna neck for a second.
Saix: there blue
saix: I will be there soon
he hangs up
Saix: I must go
Demyx: already?
Saix: its superior's bubble bath
Saix pointed his fingers at his and to demyx and then to axel
saix left.
Demyx: uggghhhh as you can guess my revenge this week is on saix
Axel: yay
Demyx: thanks to axel breaking into the personal files we found out that saix is short sighted
Axel: and color blinded for that matter
Demyx: so we dug a nice hole for him on his way back to his room
demyx put his hand on his ear
Demyx: listen carefully
Saix: I REGRET NOTHING!
" that is one hole" demyx said thinking that it was good that it was not him
Demyx: now we can let loose once again right axel?
there was silence
Demyx: right axel?
Luna: axel?
Axel: where's sasha?
Demyx and luna looked behind at her surprised it was vexen's weapon
Demyx: where is sasha? Oh don't worry she's like a homing pigeon
Axel got the weapon and he and demyx laughed like a nerd
Demyx: aww vexen such a loser
Axel: he really is
Demyx: go give that back to him he'll come looking for that
Axel: I'm going, I'm going
Axel: guys, if I'm not back in 1 and a half hour, come save me
Demyx: okay
Axel leaves with the weapon.
Demyx: while axel is gone will move on with the next section which is the dem dem cam this week is oober special awesome so enjoy guys
the video was playing demyx singing if your gay to Zexion
Demyx and luna comes on the screen
Demyx: Hi Axel!
axel sits on the bed in the screen
Axel: I said half an hour you didn't come, I have no DNA cause of you
Demyx: does it tingle?
Axel: I feel like my hands are made of cake like I can't control it
all of a sudden axel tackled demyx
Axel: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND SAVE ME!
Demyx: now on to the next section which is question time
Axel: do I hear Zexion crying?
Demyx: thats not my fault
axel and luna looks at demyx
demyx concludes.
What was the best ting before slice bread?-Matt and Charlotte
Demyx: david bowie was the best thing before and aftershave
Axel: no it wasn't
Demyx: yes it was
demyx dances to a song by David bowie
Demyx: david bowie is the goblin king
Luna: marluxia thinks he is the goblin king
Axel: plus there is no such thing as the goblin king, there never was
demyx was hurt
Demyx: DON'T CRUSH MY DREAM!
are you ticklish?- kami
Demyx: no I'm not
Axel: yes you are
Demyx: no I'm not
Axel: yes you are
Demyx: no I'm not
luna and axel starts tickling demyx and he starts laughing
Demyx said" stop axel please no more"
If you could be any organization member who would it be and why?-danae
Demyx: xigbar cause xigbar is a pirate
Luna: I am not sure cause there weird in there own ways except axel and demyx
axel hugged luna and kissed her cheek as demyx hugged her too
Axel: I would be Luxord, cause he gets drunk all the time
there is a rumor that a member in the organization is a girl which do you think about it?-joanna
Demyx: pfft girls aren't aloud in the organization
Luna: what about larxene?
Demyx: what about him?
Axel:her
Demyx: him
Axel: her
Demyx:him
Axel: her
Demyx:him
Axel: her
Demyx: he's a boy
Axel: I have baby pictures of larxene
Demyx: you do?
axel what is your most favorite thing in the world?-
Axel: um me, if not me, then luna or demyx-
on fire, demyx on fire, fire on demyx, demyx being on fire, demyx buring on fire
demyx was crying in his hands as luna hugged him for support
Demyx: I don't want to burn
Luna kissed demyx on the cheeks as axel looked jealous
Demyx: I got a really weird email saying that my great great grandad that lives in the pride lands
died recently and I have earned 2.5 billion money all it said in the email is my email address and my bank account.
Axel: you don't have a bank account
Demyx: oh I know I gave them some one else's
Luna: who did you use?
Marluxia was on the screen looking at the paper.
Marluxia: what!? I'm a peasant!
marluxia panicked and passed out.
Where do the members get their hair done?-sakura
Demyx: so what are you doing this weekend?
Hairdresser: well this weekend Marco is supposed to be taking to Paris
Demyx: ooh is he your boyfriend?
Hairdresser: yes but not for long
Axel: pre tell
Hairdresser: well he's supposed to take me on a romantic dinner for the two of us for ou anniversary but, he wants to take frensua with us and I don't want to take him
Demyx: oh honey you can do better
luna: dump him you will find someone better!
Hairdresser: but its paris
Axel: well we have a friend of ours who is from xaldin
Demyx: you'll love his hair
Axel: speaking of which I think yours is done
demyx took the towel and his hair is aqua.
Demyx: oh my god what did you do aaaccckkk!
demyx ran out of the room
Does anyone in the organization have an appalang?- rainee
Demyx,luna, and Axel: LUXORD!
is axel a natural redhead?-arjaree
demyx and luna looked at him and nodded no
Axel: what? The curtains match the carpet alright?
Axel: never-mind
axel patted demyx cheek gently
What would be the first thing you change if you were in charge of the world?-jimmy
demyx: I would be awesome if I was in charge
Axel: we put you in charge of a tank full of sea-monkeys and you know what happened?
Demyx: mppmpp
Axel: sorry what?
Demyx: I fle... out... win
Axel: what?
Demyx: I FLEW THEM OUT THE WINDOW OKAY? I THOUGHT THEY COULD FLY
Axel: and what did you say after that?
Demyx said: fly my pretties, fly
luna just laughed out loud
Demyx: I miss reggie the most
Axel: and that is the reason why we cannot let demyx be in charge
luna nodded in agreement
demyx: I am not aloud to watch the wizard of oz anymore
what do you do in your spare time?-meg
A video shows of axel pushing demyx in a cart and using bubbles.
Xemnus catches them.
demyx: and thats it for demyx time this week, thank you for everyone who subscribed and everyone who watched-
saix comes in with an angry look
Axel: UH OH!
demyx: Hi saix, have a nice trip?
Saix: the superior wants to see demyx and axel now
saix threatens to punch themselves
Axel: we are so screwed
luna: wish you luck!
demyx and axel left
Luna: well lets see this shall we?
Luna grabs the camera and peeks in the office
screen shows demyx trying to hide behind axel but, fail
xemnus: well thank you boys for coming we need to discuss about demyx time
demyx: whats wrong with it?
Xemnus: there's been a few complainants. Marluxia said something but I don't care, vexen lost his shield
Demyx: we return it
Axel: I returned it
Xemnus: yes and Zexion won't stop emoing about something
Demyx: and he refuses to come out of the closet?
Xemnus: yes
axel and demyx giggle a bit
Xemnus: any explanations for all these problems?
Demyx: well we have over 100 subscribers
Xemnus: only 100?
Demyx: actually 800 subscribers
Xemnus: really? Am I supposed to be impressed?
Demyx said" I would its a lot"
Demyx: I would its a lot to me
Xemnus: well if you want to continue with demyx time, you will need 100 responses
Demyx: 100? thats more like 5
Xemnus: yes it is, or would you like to igve me 100,000 jelly beans
the camera faced luna" he likes jelly beans a lot!"
Xemnus: so we got a deal
Axel and Demyx: DEAL!
demyx and axel shook it
Xemnus: you know you just pissed me off
luna moved as demyx and axel ran as xemnus chased them like little chickens.
The camera showed demyx hid under a desk with the camera
Demyx: guys I need your help okay? Xemnus needs these please, letters emails, anything just please. Hopefully will see you again bye!
Episode ends