" stop demyx time"
the music begins as it ends with axel,luna, and demyx on screen
Demyx: hello and welcome to demyx time 9
Axel: 8 cause I did axel time
Demyx: please don't remind me
Axel: axel time
demyx hit axel
axel glove slapped demyx
Axel: don't hit me
Luna: guys can we get this along?
Demyx: well its been a long time since we did demyx time and I must apologize.. A WHOLE 3 MONTHS!
ok I bet all of you are asking where have I been for the past 3 months?
Demyx: well we are going to show you in a fantasy technical way cue the flashback
luna and axel sulked back of the despair of music
the flashback begins
A song played as demyx was was dancing with it.
Demyx got hit by a door by axel.
Demyx walked in axel's room as axel was looking at pictures of luna and him
demyx drinked the blue stuff
Demyx: ugk ahh thats good stuff try some
axel and luna drinked it
Luna: yuck what is this stuff?
Axel: ugh no thats not good demyx where the hell- did you get this from
axel,luna, and demyx looked at each other
demyx: it was then I knew the most amazing thing had happen
Demyx: OH MY GOD I'M AMAZING!
Axel: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
Luna in axel's body picked up the mirror and screamed and put it down
demyx in luna's body felt demyx's hair and then he looked at his hand while getting the mirror
Axel: WHY AM I LOOKING AT MYSELF?
Demyx screamed as he looked at the mirror and put it down
Demyx: AXEL, DEMYX, ME!
axel was getting the mirror when demyx was trying to stop him
Axel: nothing is there nothing is there
demyx looked at the mirror
Demyx: WTH! WHY AM I IN YOUR BODY!?
Axel: you did it
demyx got the blue stuff
Axel: where did you get this stuff?
Demyx: from the fridge
Axel: where in the fridge demyx?
Demyx: I am not sure, but it had my name on it so I believe it was for me
luna: I am guessing I am in axel's body as demyx is in mine and axel is in demyx
Axel: I know who's fault it is COME ON!
the screen showed axel and vexen
Axel: VEXEN WHAT IS THAT BLUE STUFF IN THE FRIDGE!?
vexen: ah you must have found that?
Axel: OH I DID WELL NOT ME ACTUALLY!
vexen: ah then you must be?...
Axel: Axel!
Vexen: OH DEAR!
Axel: AND I AM REALLY PISSED OFF!
Vexen: Well I put it there with a DO NOT TOUCH SIGN IN THERE for a reason
Axel: what was it doing in there anyway?
Vexen: Due to many failures, my lab is gone at the moment so I had no choice but, to put it in there
Luna: how do we reverse it?
Vexen: guessing your luna? And I have not come up with that yet
Axel: I'M GETTING THE SUPERIOR!
Vexen: NO NO NO, if you do that then he will kill me and turn me into a dusk and you'll be trapped there forever
Axel: you have 2 weeks
vexen: 2? but thats impossible
Axel: 2 WEEKS VEXEN IF I AM NOT IN MY BODY BY THEN I WILL PUT YOU ON FIRE!
Vexen: OK OK I will work on it
demyx,luna, and axel were shown on the screen
Axel: okay here I have a list of rules, you must follow them all
Axel: I have a list of rules too
Luna: me too
axel gave demyx a list of rules
axel: rule 1: I must not touch your sitar
demyx: NO, NEVER!
axel: what if I get sent on a mission?
Demyx: you must come to me for permission first
Axel:Rule number 2: I must worship david bowie?!
Demyx: yes !
Axel: I am not going to worship david bowie
Demyx: you have to if people need to know your me!
Axel: fine, rule number 3: look east, get on your knees, on the DAVID BOWIE MAT!?, say david bowie 5 times backwards and say endense magic dense or the rain will never come.
Demyx: yes!
Axel:your prayers to david bowie are not going to make it rain, demyx, this body is half broken.
Luna: it is?
Demyx: yep
axel: I can only breathe through one nostril.
Demyx: yes-what you can?
axel: yeah!
demyx: where's the marble?
axel: I took it out
Demyx: oh your doom
Luna: well my rules are simple no touching my body anywhere and number two do not sign anything under my name and number three do not break my body
Demyx: okie dokie
Axel: you must follow every single one of them
Demyx:but there is like a billion rules here
luna was looking at them
Luna:: most likely a thousand I wish you luck
axel: you can't play with my fire
Demyx: why not?
Axel: we will all die!
Demyx: why?
axel: you will burn everything
Demyx: fine you can't have my water
axel: fine I don't want your water
you must follow them, but the most important is that you must stay away from xigbar
axel: DO YOU UNDERSTAND DEMYX?
you must not let him near you and by no means he is not allowed to touch your coat, my coat. If he is near you tell him to f*** off. I list a bunch of words you could say
axel: do that and I will do your prayer for david bowie
demyx: you need cue cards
axel: fine fine
Demyx: what color?
Axel: I don't care
demyx glove slaps axel while he runs away.
Axel: so while demyx was poking around at the organization, I was assigned to his mission in the underworld
demyx noticed someone, as he turned and saw sora.
Axel: huh!? YOU! Wait a second Roxas!?
Sora: excuse me?
Axel: roxas?, oh its no use
Sora: huh? What are you talking about?
Axel: lets see if the subject fails to respond you aggression to seek his own digression, right like they pick the wrong guy for this job
Sora: your bizarre
sora gasped as demyx has something in his hand
the screen goes to Zexion and the other members having a meeting
Zexion: okay let the meeting begin uh down here
the camera is moved down
Zexion: okay now, it seems number 13 has had certain problems with the members so, as such, we have decided that his room is off limits to anyone other than our superior is that clear?
Xigbar: Damn!
Luna: what kind of problems?
demyx: aww no more friday night scrabble with roxas's room
marluxia: well we all know who this is directed at?
axel: WHAT!? What?. axel, don't you have a say in this since he's your best friend?
demyx: I think roxas should be named as biff and that demyx could go visit biff's room because biff is aloud to have visitors
luna face palmed herself
xigbar: what the hell?
Vexen: no because he is prime studying material and does anyone else have two key-blades? No?
Zexion: sorry vexen, the decision has been made
axel: you know what f*** you, and f*** you and f*** you pretty boy but not you luna
marluxia: oh thank you
Axel: and f*** you all very much, thats it I'm outta here
demyx leaves
Vexen: now if you excuse me, I need a private matter with demyx
vexen leaves
luna: I will go talk with demyx?
Luna leaves
Xigbar: what the hell is wrong with everyone? Did I miss some retarded memo?
The screen shows axel,luna, and vexen
Vexen: okay we need to talk about the little attitude you pulled back there
Axel: you can't see I am pissed off at the moment vexen!
Vexen: well demyx isn't supposed to be angry
Axel: BUT I'M NOT DEMYX!
vexen: yeah but they think you are so please help me if you don't I am a dusk I am a sitting dusk!
Axel: FINE!... just hurry and fix this vexen
demyx walks off
Vexen: see see remain calm remain calm
Axel: come back here!
demyx chases vexen as luna stops axel from killing him
xigbar talks to Zexion
Xigbar: and that was the first time I noticed the situation and the 2nd one was even weirder
-flashback-
a screen shows axel and xigbar
Xigbar: hey demyx
Demyx: XIGBAR, IF YOU SAY ONE LITTLE WORD , I WILL GET A HOLE AND PUT IT UP YOUR***
Xigbar was shocked as demyx panicked
Demyx: uh um cheese hi um just leave me alone
-flashback ends-
Xigbar: something really weird is going on
xigbar looks at Zexion
Zexion: how did you find me?
xigbar: yeah I'm hear now and I need your help, something is wrong with those three, its like they switch bodies, and you and vexen are the only scientists in this group
Zexion: well if one of them has Chester there's your answer
xigbar: thanks buddy
the screen shows xigbar and axel
Xigbar: ok this is a random search empty your coat pockets
he said as he showed a invisible badge towards axel
Demyx: what let me see
xigbar moved his hand so axel couldn't see
Xigbar: random search empty pockets do it I'm number 2
axel empty his pockets and gave to xigbar: cookies, a strap, hair products.
Xigbar felt axel around
xigbar: the pants
Demyx: But!?
Xigbar: as your number two superior
it was chester as axel held it
Xigbar: chester?Why do you have demyx's pet?
Demyx: I'm babysitting
Xigbar: put it in the bag
demyx: but he doesn't like the dark
Xigbar: AXEL PUT IT IN THE BAG!
demyx does it
Xigbar: okay continue what your doing
xigbar runs off ninja style
marluxia and luna show up in the screen
Marluxia: don't talk, just shut up and listen. Superior has made me lord of castle oblivion and I need a group of people with me to take over the organization
Luna reads a cue card
Luna: well you can fuck yourself pretty boy cause I have no time for your stupid plans to rule the organization so fuck off!
luna leaves
marluxia: what the hell is wrong in this castle?
Marluxia leaves
marluxia goes to vexen and in his room
Marluxia: Superior has made me lord of castle oblivion and I need a group of people with me to take over the organization but, axel and demyx have been acting nuts.
Vexen: uh um no I don't have no clue, its not like they swap bodies or anything
Marluxia: oh my god they swap bodies!
vexen: what? Really do tell
marluxia: oh my god you did this what did you do? This is fantastic
vexen: it is? Why?
Marluxia: why what?
Vexen: why is it fantastic?
marluxia: because I have been bored, and there is nothing and I forget what to do in castle oblivion
vexen: well I guess that is true since it is caste oblivion
Marluxia:so that means axel never agreed to my plan this is perfect I could kiss you
marluxia kisses vexen and leaves as vexen passes out
luna appears
Luna: vexen? You dead yet?
A few minutes later
luna: so the only ones who know are you and marluxia can it get any worse?
Xigbar,luna, and vexen show up
xigbar: hey vexen,luna
vexen drops his device and whines about it
Luna: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!?
xigbar: Because I know you guys swapped bodies and if axel was inside you, he be touching your body!
luna: true!
vexen: really? Do tell
xigbar: oh I would
vexen: I will switch them soon
xigbar: not yet
vexen and luna: what?
Xigbar: not yet because I have a dream
xigbar,luna, and vexen look together and the dream starts in xigbar's mind
Xigbar: axel I've come for you
axel: well what are you waiting for?
Xigbar on top of axel
axel: take me xigbar
xigbar and axel make out
we go back to reality now
vexen: that is your dream?
Xigbar: that is my dream so do not switch it just yet
Vexen: your the only one who has not have that dream
xigbar: what?
vexen: but I?
Xigbar: do not do it understand?
Vexen nods as xigbar leaves
luna was still shocked
marluxia and demyx on the screen
Marluxia: I need you to sign something
luna: what is it?
Marluxia: nothing just sign
luna: what is it for?
Marluxia: okay easy way do you want to come with me or send axel?
Luna thinks and signs axel's name
marluxia leaves and the screen switched to xigbar and demyx
xigbar: hey luna whats up hanging tight? oh my god what is that?
demyx feels his neck
xigbar: you must have caught it, there's this rash that people can get have you licked anything?
Demyx: maybe
xigbar: thats how you get it, we need to check
demyx panicked
Demyx: he's going to kill me
xigbar: who?
Demyx: demyx
xigbar: right so I can check it for you come one
Demyx: okay
xigbar: good lets go into the bathroom
they left and axel,luna, and demyx showed up on screen
axel: so demyx and I agreed to meet in my room
this is going to be painful
demyx comes
Demyx:I have found the answer, you know well I was bored, you are boring and I watched a movie called freaky Friday
axel: good for you demyx
demyx explains what it was about
axel: look we have discussed fantasy and reality this is real life
demyx: it could work?
Axel: fine what do we have to do?
Demyx: this
axel, luna, and demyx bang heads and they returned
axel: haha it worked totally, I love you
axel kissed demyx on the cheek
demyx: oh my god I am a genius
axel: thank god
demyx: yay
Luna: never do that again demyx!
axel: what have we learned, never touch vexen's things
demyx: again
axel: good well I haven' done anything life threatening how bout you?
Demyx: I stayed away from xigbar like you said
Luna: yeah um well I may have accidentally made you join castle oblivion with marluxia and larxene
axel: wait, you made me join castle oblivion with marluxia who I hate and larxene who I hate
luna: yeah sorry
he smirked and whispered in my ear as luna was shocked
Luna: oh god
axel: what else have you done to me?
luna: I shaved your legs
axel looked at his legs
axel: I did wonder why I had no pants on
luna: what about me?
demyx: well I eat lots of sweets and shaved your legs
luna looked at her legs
Luna: well thanks for that!
what bout xigbar?
Demyx: he tried to get close to me but, I got around him
luna got close to demyx face
axel: what happened?
Demyx: HI LUNA!
Luna looked at her chest and looked at axel
Luna: well you may have to wait on sex for a bit?
axel: get out
demyx: but I?
Axel: get out
demyx leaves quick
axel sighs
axel: why is xigbar's name written on luna's chest in marker DEMYX!
vexen: I built it, now I can erase everything, this is perfect this is the answer to all my problems. No one must know
vexen points the ray at the screen and used it
the present come back
axel: where have you been for 3 months?
Demyx: well I don't know
luna: me neither all I know is that my butt hurts now!
there was a bit of silence as axel and demyx thought about it as demyx looked at the camera
demyx: oh right demyx time was it 9 or 8?
luna: I think 9 cause I remember axel did eight
axel: what day is it?
Demyx: I don't know
axel: lets ask luxord
demyx: good idea he'll know LUXORD!
the episode ends