people if you ask why i skipped a lot, means some were boring and some were hard to understand cause of my computer so sorry and enjoy!
Stop demyx time!
the them song is playing as demyx and axel show up.
Demyx: hello everyone and welcome to demyx time 9, 10. Not nine, ten and um... luna will not be hear cause she is mad at us for the incident with body swapping and she is still getting the xigbar thing off
Axel: no mad at you!
demyx: she said both of us!
they kept fighting until axel glove slaps demyx
demyx: this is the year of the demyx, my year
many blessings for david bowie!
demyx looked at axel
Axel: don't look at me for support I am not having to do with your david bowie what so ever!
Demyx: are you abusing my religion?
Axel: yes
Demyx: I don't make fun of your religion
axel: because I don't have one
demyx: I know cause there is no fun of it!
now lets begin we got new sections and were going to tell embarrassing secrets about the members
Axel: not me
demyx: course not you!
axel: I can tell secrets about you!
demyx: I don't have any
axel: like if I ask you nine times, you would tell the truth
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
demyx: no
axel: is it true?
Demyx hesitates
Demyx: yes!
axel: thats how I found out about xigbar with the blob thing
axel pushes demyx
axel: I still haven't forgive you for that
demyx: what blob thing?
Axel: the one when we swapped... you know the whole?...sit now
demyx sits
demyx: I don't have any memory of that
axel: you don't have any brain
demyx: yeah I do
he looks through his ear
demyx: why are you so horrible to me?
You were only here from episode 5 cause I needed checking up on and now you do this as an opportunity
axel: no one can't stay in the same room as you...xigbar and zexion doesn't count..fully clothed
demyx: I can do it without you!
axel: you want me to go?
Demyx: yes I can do it without you!
axel: good luck with that
axel leaves as demyx was silent for a bit
demyx: I miss luna...well on to the next segment and finding a replacement
the sequence shows what demyx found in the other guys room as the screen shows demyx and vexen
demyx: axel said I couldn't find a replacement, please give it up for vexen
he was silent
Demyx: were going to have fun.. why are you wearing headsets?
vexen: can't you see?
I am thinking that the government is trying to steal my ideas fom my mind so using these I can make sure that the government doesn't steal my ideas
demyx: okay... well lets get on with what we found in the other guys rooms
vexen: well in this case that would be trespassing
demyx: yes but its not trespassing if am not using the door
vexen: then what? Use the window?
Demyx: no...i used the air vents now lets start
vexen was measuring demyx
demyx: what are you doing?
Vexen: nothing
demyx: I found this in riku's room
vexen: a box?
Demyx: yeah..its a box name dennis
vexen: ah I see
demyx shakes the box
demyx: there is something inside lets open it
Vexen: no we shouldn't
demyx: why not?
Vexen: well because...there could be a bomb inside?
Demyx" yeah...i don't think he is a terrorist
vexen: not taking any chances
he puts goggles on
demyx: now can I?
Vexen: you sure?
Demyx: positive
he opens it and pulls out things
demyx: we have beer... tape
he tastes it as vexen hits him
vexen: get that out of your mouth
he spits it out and pulls a bottle( I have no clue what it says)
Demyx: hey axel has this stuff
he tastes it as vexen stops him
demyx: spit it out don't eat it
demyx drops the box
vexen: finish with the box?
Demyx: now were finished with the box
demyx was silent as he mumbles something
vexen: what was that?
Demyx: I miss luna and axel
vexen was mad and left as demyx begged for him to but too late
demyx: I need to find a replacement for vexen now
demyx left and was alone as luna appears
Luna: demyx? Where is axel?
Demyx hugs luna tight turning her blue
demyx: I miss you luna please don't leave me again
luna: what happened?... and your crushing my ribs
he lets go and smiles
demyx: well your dumb idiot boyfriend believes I can't do the show without him so I decided to do a replacement so I tried vexen and it didn't do well
luna: thankfully I forgive you and I got the mark out of me
demyx: yay! so lets get on with it
sequence shows the demyx dictionary
demyx: now were on the demy dictionary where we will tell a new chapter with the British dictionary on how to understand people if you were to ever go to England
luna: this should be fun!
demyx: well there are some magical things there like crumpets and strawberries and crochet and round a boughs. Thee are also magical creatures like tony blair and the queen and sir ian mckellan
luna: I don't think there magical nor born in england
demyx: mckellan is... and there is a magical person like the goblin king
luna: you realize the goblin king is not real.. he is played by david bowie
demyx: DON'T SAY SUCH HORRIBLE WORDS!
now onto david bowie now on the 8th of January was his birthday!
happy birthday! I have sent him lots of messages through pigeons
luna: demyx the way you do that won't work they won't know who he is
demyx: he still hasn't returned any of my pigeons...well on the next section we will go to this new one where we abuse marluxia...let role the clips
the screen shows marluxia talking to a mirror
marluxia: aww it was nice for demyx to get me this talking mirror from the evil queen...just what I always wanted
he kissed the mirror
marluxia: now mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
Axel behind the mirror: do you want the honest answer?
Marly: couse I do
axel: it is xemnus
marly: no I think your making a mistake
axel: my warranty lasts until 2010
marluxia: no I think your making a mistake try again
axel: follow by number two is axel
marly: what? He is not prettier than me
axel: followed by number three is luna
marly: I am more beautiful than her
axel: follow by number four, luxord for his british charms
marluxia was shocked
axel: the most attractive five are: xemnus,axel,luna,demyx, and lexaeus
marluxia: I need to call my plastic surgeon..vexen!
the screen shows demyx wearing a wig and shows demyx and luna
luna: wow now that was awesome! I am now happy!
demyx: now I will reveal the members secrets: well... xemnus and xigbar go hunting... what do they go you ask? Its larxene, they let her go as xemnus rides his hydra and chases her as xigbar runs playing a banjo
luna: I feel bad for her!
wait.. xigbar plays a banjo?
Demyx: yeah... anyway, xaldin is referred as the tripod... no one gets it!
luna: and also that axel is related to sonic the hedgehog and he also talks to himself in the mirror saying he is pretty. Pretty sure I am going to die for that one!
demyx: on and axel's fav show is desperate housewife's and america's next top models
luna: its true he cries on the housewives a lot
and now we will go to the next section cooking with luxord...
demyx: enjoy!
screen shows demyx,luna, and two luxords one from present and the past
demyx: hey watcha making?
present L: well we will be making something with rum
he pours in the pot and gets something as the past self drinks it
present L: yes and there is no rum
past L: you never added it
present L pours and gets something and past self drinks it
present L: okay I know I poured it in there
past L: demyx drinked it!
demyx: we have been here the whole time!
demyx starts running from luxord as present self drinks it and his past self sees it and wants to kill him now. They are attacking and hurting each other and then chasing each other( I did it this way cause I never understood what they were saying)
the screen goes to luna,demyx, and axel coming in
demyx: back are you?
Axel hugs luna tightly
axel: I will go
demyx: NO NO PLEASE STAY!
So I am better than marluxia?
Axel looks at the sticker
axel: yeah..
he puts it on demyx as I hold my laugh
axel: you know what that is?
Demyx: its an airplane sticker
luna: demyx do you know those tampons of larxene's?
Demyx: yeah?
Axel: those are the same
axel and luna laugh as demyx gets it off dramtically
demyx: why did you putit on my face?
Axel: pick it up!
demyx" no it might bite me!
luna giggled
demyx: you came back?
Axel: do I was saying goodbye
demyx: what? No please stay!
axel: well if you insist
demyx: don't ever leave me again!
axel: alright
demyx: pink promise?
Axel sighs and does it as I glove slap them both
demyx: now on to question time... seaweed asks what would it be like if you were superior?
Luna: no offense demyx but we would die since you didn't take care of the sea monkeys
demyx: I wouldn't throw you out the window
axel: YOU THREW ROXAS OUT THE WINDOW!
luna: ugh please throw marluxia out the window!
demyx: if I was superior I would make everyone salors and wear mullets
luna: not a chance
demyx begged as he hugged me an axel hugged me tight and glared at demyx as he backed away
axel: everone would quit
demyx here is another if you would go to a concert who would you go with?
Demyx: I would go see david bowie and take lex... I mean axel
axel: I wouldn't go
demyx: I choose lex
axel: I wold go to a concert with either roxas or luna
I kissed his lips passionately
demyx: FOR GODS SAKES STOP MAKING OUT SHEESH!
demyx gloves slaps luna as axel glove slaps demyx and axel and demyx start slapping each other
luna: well thats it later!
the episode ends