Stop demyx time!
a sequence of the theme song plays as demyx shows up on screen
demyx: oh what am I going to do?
Goblin: oh hello demyx! whatever is the matter demyx?
Demyx: oh french goblin king what am going to do? I owe people so much money
goblin: cheer up demyx, have some milk!
demyx: EVERYTHING, YOU ANSWER EVERYTHING WITH MILK!
goblin: well you got to drink it, it goes on in 12 days~~
he drinks it
demyx: what am I going to do?
goblin: you can just kill them!
demyx: yes..NO no I can't kill them...not yet
well thanks for trying french goblin king well there is nothing that you can do!
goblin: well demyx if you ever need me, you know where to find me and remember defrost me once a month
the screen changes to axel and demyx
demyx: hi axel best friend in the world
axel: what do you want?
Demyx: well I owe xemnus a lot of money and I need to work for it
axel: okay well do you know the room of sleep?
Demyx: yeah
axel: do you know what it was called before?
Demyx: nope
axel: the room of Xbox 360. there is a key to it and guess who he gave it to
follow me!
the screen shows demyx and axel looking at marluxia and larxene
demyx tries to get it but mistakes for it
axel: no not cheese keys, put the cheese down!
he puts it down and gets the keys to axel
axel: right how much do I owe you?
Demyx: how much will you give me?
Axel: I have none, so put it on my tab
demyx: you have a tab?
The screen shows xemnus in regular clothes and marluxia
xemnus: where are my keys?
Marly: oh hey xemnus didn't know it was casual friday?
Xion,luna, and demyx appear on screen
demyx: oh god luna, xion I need your help.. I owe xemnus money and I need to pay him back
xion: I know of something you can help me with...with me
demyx: with you?... OH NO I AM NOT GOOD WITH THE WHOLE PEWIE THING
Luna face palmed
demyx: I blame the government!
xion: come with me!
she dragged luna and demyx as they were having a tea party with a roxas doll
xion: could you care for more tea mrs. botteltoes
demyx: yes please mrs. hufflepuff
xion: how is that darling husband of yours luna?
Luna: um yeah, axel is just devine he is-
screen shows marluxia and larxene off screen
marluxia: for the last time larxene I did not take your grill!
larxene: well your the last one to use it!
demyx: hey hey hey!
marly: sorry demyx were just discussing a private matter here!
they kept fighting and xion ran crying
xion: my tea party is ruined!
demyx: no wait come back xion!
marly: demyx that bow?
LOOKS CUTE ON YOU!
He giggled and ran off at the door and fell down
the screen appeared with luna,xemnus,vexen, and saix
vexen: and this is the bill when xigbar destroyed my lair last week
and this is the bill when xigbar destroyed my lair last week
and this is the bill when about a cheese grill I am not sure about this one
demyx,marluxia, and larxene appeared
demyx: xemnus I finally finished cleaning your room and what are we doing?
Luna and larxene: bitching
demyx: kay vexen could I have a wor?
Vexen and demyx left as I left to my room
axel came in
axel: hey luna watcha up two?
Luna: nothing much filling reports
axel smirked
axel: well how about you focus on us?
Axel got on top of luna
luna: um wait axel?
Axel started kissing her and demyx barges in
demyx: hey lu-
they were frozen as demyx was nervous
demyx: um... I will um... just leave
luna: no wait demyx come back!
axel kept kissing luna as the screen showed demyx and larxene talking
demyx: hey larxene is there anything I can help you with to earn money
larxene: ask marluxia why he broke my cheese grill?
Demyx: marluxia why did you break larxene's cheese grill?
Marluxia: tell larxene, I didn't break her grill cause I was watching roadback mountain at the time(i think that is what he said)
demyx: he says he didn't break her grill cause I was watching roadback mountain at the time
larxene: tell him that he is the only one who knows how to use it!
demyx: she says your the only one who knows how to use it!
marluxia: it has instructions on the side!
demyx: it has instructions on the side!
larxene: who else could have used it?
Marly: who else is trying to lose weight?
You won't believe it but axel was caught on the scales
they start gossiping as screen shows some of the members
saix: okay let the meeting begin, xemnus?
xemnus: here
saix: xigbar?
Vexen" oh um.. we discussed that earlier
saix: xaldin?
Marluxia: he is at an art class
saix: vexen?
Vexen" oh? I am here
saix: lexaeus?
Demyx: yes no wait that is not me
marly: he is at camp rock
saix: Zexion?
Luna: um depressing mood
saix: saix?
Saix: obviously
saix: axel
larxene: when does luna's boyfriend ever show? 13th time
saix: demyx?
There was silence
saix: demyx?
Demyx" oh thats me
saix: luxord?
Marly: he is hunting the kraken in the bathroom
Saix: marluxia?
Marly: bonjour
saix:roxas?
Larxene: he is also missing 13 times
Saix: xion?
Marly: upset about the tea party
saix:luna?
Luna: here
saix: okay we can get along with the meeting now... to talk about defeatin sora
demyx: I thought long and hard I suggest we attack together
everyone laughed except demyx and luna
vexen: my turn since I am the most intelligent of them all I have a plan
we dig a hole and wait for sora as he is too tired we attack
luna: well why not just find sora and tel him how were going to destroy him
xemnus: wow I am impressed
they all clapped for joy
marly: I have one why not saix and xemnus take a long vacation and let us take over?
Saix: meeting adjourned
demyx was screaming like a maniac and xion and demyx appeared on screen
xion: demyx what is wrong? Still no money?
He nodded as he was crying
xion: how much?
demyx:10,000
xion" I can give you that much
demyx:really? Thank you so much
demyx hugged her and left as the goblin king appeared
goblin: did he fall for it?
Xion: course he did
goblin: excellent soon we will try lexaeus
xion: and the organization will be ours
goblin: come my dear to the lair I am not just a french goblin king, I am a freezing french goblin king
screen shows demyx and xemnus
demyx: hey xemnus I got all your money all 10,000
xemnus: really? Well down and the tax
demyx: the what?
Xemnus: the tax which is 10,000 so better get started
demyx moped and walked away