"Thomas! You took the hotdogs!"
"No, I didn't."
I ignored them.
"They were right here."
"Harry, why would I want a package of six hotdogs? I can barely stand one."
Really, I could ignore them.
"Did you throw them away?"
"No."
"You just said you didn't like them."
"I don't. How can you eat the sort of stuff you do?"
"It's called living on a budget, pretty boy."
I couldn't ignore them.
"I'm going to check the trash."
"Really? Are you really-you are. Wow."
Serves me right for eating the hotdogs, I guess.