It is the proud and noble tradition that a big brother will always be able to hold their younger sibling in a headlock. This is fact.
However, whoever thought up the tradition didn't plan on the younger sibling being bigger than the older brother. And, oh right, being a freaking wizard.
"Empty night, Harry! For the tenth time, put me down!"
I hung upside-down from a tangle of blankets, which had somehow attached themselves to the ceiling.
He kept sipping his beer, and reading.
I gave up, resigning myself to at least another hour of this.
Goddamned wizards.