Beginning Notes: I wanted this to be a collection of humorous and "lite and fluffy" drabbles, so I am posting this straight after the last one. Who knew the word laughter would take my muses to such a place.
Title: We Have Rules For A Reason
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: References to Exophilia
"You know you can ask me anything."
"Sir."
"Come on Ianto, ask me something, anything."
"Well there has been a question I have wanted to ask since I met you."
"Yes."
"Are you the example they use for Regulation 679-3b in the manual?"
"Regulation 67 . . ."
"Never have sex with an alien, especially when said alien mates for life."
~End
Word: Regulation
reg - u - la - tion (noun) : a law, rule, or other prescribes by authority, especially to regulate conduct.