Beginning Notes: As many of you have noticed I have renamed my chapter titles, I have also corrected some of my mistakes (I will freely admit that there are probably more) in several drabbles. It came about when I forgot where I was in the Doc Manager (damn thing doesn't sort your documents by creation date). So I had to rename them so I could get them into an order I could keep track of.
As for Gwen's tastes, it would be dramas, period dramas, romances, rom coms, talk shows, reality and scripted reality entertainment all the way. Also I think she would have been the type of person who would watch the Eurovision Song Contest and laugh at all those funny foreigners.
penguincrazy Jack would have been around long enough to see enough operatives die because they couldn't get a hold of information fast enough that he would know and understand that reports were needed (and also was a paid-by-job operative for many years so understands he needs to do the paperwork for everyone to get their salaries on time), just before Ianto he was very relaxed about getting it done on time and that attitude just got passed down. For Ianto to get paperwork on time he needs to ask Tosh nicely, threaten to withhold coffee from Gwen and Jack (not withhold sex because the idea is to punish Jack not himself) and tape directions to the nearest coffee shop on Owen's computer screen (because just asking or a verbal threat to withhold coffee just makes Owen dig his heels in).
badly-knitted I think that by Jack's time what is now considered science-fiction would probably be regarded as fantasy (if remembered). Nit-picking the science of recently released sci-fi movies and television is expected, but as the sci-fi piece gets older nit-picking occurs less and less, because the people that do that understand that science marches on and so does our understanding of it. When was the last time you heard anyone nit-picking the science behind the old Flash Gordon serials or Shelley's Frankenstein. Nit-picking how the Enterprise got to its "planet of the week" would be like nit-picking how Sam and Frodo got to Mount Doom.
Title: Owen Is Owen
Author: Daashi
Fandoms: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Pairings: n/a
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: A bit of naughty language.
"Owen, are you sure about the death of our most recent alien guest?"
"Course I am Jack. My myologic understanding is second to none."
"Your what understanding?"
"My-ol-o-gy is a branch of a-nat-o-my deal-ing with mus-cles."
"Do you ever get tired of being a condescending dick."
"No."
~End
Word: Myologic
My - o - log - ic (adjective)
Myology; my - ol - o - gy (noun) : the science or branch of anatomy dealing with muscles
End Notes: When looking up the meaning I immediately heard Owen saying it in that "I think you suffer from a severe form of mental retardation" tone of voice. I thought it was hilarious and wrote a drabble around that.
