"Is this Mr. Dresden?"
"Yes, it is." We'd decided I would impersonate Harry if I ever had to answer the phone.
"Mr. Dresden, you have won an all-expense-paid trip to California."
I smiled. A scammer.
"Really? But what about my business?"
"I'm sure you could find someone to manage it for a week."
"Nooooo," I said thoughtfully, "The uranium has to be checked daily, and I'm still recovering from the faeries. I'm sorry, I have to decline."
Without waiting for an answer, I hung up.
We didn't get any more calls after that.