"Do you practice spells in here often?"

I glanced over at Thomas. "Why?"

"Just….wondering. You have a certain….history with buildings."

"Hey!" I protested immediately. "I'll have you know I've lived in this neighborhood for years and it hasn't burned down once."

"True," he mused, "but you seem pretty fond of fire, if I remember correctly."

"Hey," I scowled at him. "This apartment isn't going to burn down."

"Can you guarantee that?"

I rolled my eyes. "I can pinkie-swear, if you want."

He held up his hands. "Alright, alright."

Burn my apartment down. Honestly.