Beginning Notes: badly-knitted I think that Ianto can be very vengeful and rather gleeful about it as you can catch glimpses of in 'KKBB' and 'Meat'. Yes doing that to Owen would be wrong on so many levels (I feel that the fight witnesses in 'Captain Jack Harkness' did not just come out of thin air but had rather been building for awhile). Ianto when he joined TW Cardiff he was in a VERY bad place. Not only was he hiding Lisa, he had PTSD, was injured (at least in my head canon) and this whole situation with Jack was just adding another layer of stress. And Season 1 Owen Harper was a Grade A arsehole. So I just imagined something where Owen made a nasty comment about Lisa (Suzie and Owen would have Tosh look up this person that Jack just hired out of the blue) and slapped one of Ianto's injured spots and Ianto would have had this mental snap; "Fuck you, you arsehole. You think you're a bastard, well I can be a bigger bastard!" And he would have gone after Owen's soft spots the way that he felt that Owen was going after his soft spots.
Title: Bloody Fucking Wales
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Owen Harper
Pairings: n/a
Rating: 15+
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: Swearing, swearing and more swearing (seriously Owen needs his mouth washed out with soap)
A body, a fucking body, dumped out here in the fucking wilderness. Fucking aliens, fucking rift, and bloody fucking Wales.
This body is fucking rank, like it had been allowed to fucking rot for a fucking week. Bloody fucking Wales.
The sound of an SUV, their fucking SUV startled him, startled all of them. Someone had fucking nicked the SUV and used it to destroy their fucking campsite. Bloody fucking Wales.
As he looked upon the destroyed equipment it came to him. A carcass, the body had been treated like a fucking animal carcass, that had been stripped of all its fucking meat. Seriously, bloody fucking Wales.
~End
Word: Carcass
car - cass (noun) : the dead body of an animal
End Notes: Sorry to everyone I may have offended, but Owen is a vulgar little bugger.