"Santa Claus."
"Real."
"Bigfoot."
"Oh, yeah. Nice guy, actually."
"Loch Ness Monster."
"No idea. Probably real."
Thomas groaned. "Really?"
I smiled a little. "Let me break it down for you. If there's a story or folklore or legends surrounding it, it's probably real. Maybe not strictly in line with what's said about it, but probably real."
"Damn." Thomas shook his head and snorted a little. "I knew there was a lot out here, but this is insane."
"Makes you want to never step outside sometimes, huh?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Who would get the mail?" He paused. "You go first, though."
