"Santa Claus."

"Real."

"Bigfoot."

"Oh, yeah. Nice guy, actually."

"Loch Ness Monster."

"No idea. Probably real."

Thomas groaned. "Really?"

I smiled a little. "Let me break it down for you. If there's a story or folklore or legends surrounding it, it's probably real. Maybe not strictly in line with what's said about it, but probably real."

"Damn." Thomas shook his head and snorted a little. "I knew there was a lot out here, but this is insane."

"Makes you want to never step outside sometimes, huh?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Who would get the mail?" He paused. "You go first, though."