They quickly get to the mall and park. Mikey pulls his helmet off and watches Lana do the same. Leo and Raph park right behind them before putting their helmets onto the back of the bike. Lana shakes out her black hair and stares at all of them.
"I did good guys. You're welcome."
"Huh?"
Lana smiles at Raph and just shrugs.
"Just know I'm the Victor in this Frankenstein story."
"We're ugly?!"
Leo chuckles at Mikey before looking around for Donnie. Him and Lexi pull up and park in the middle of their bikes. He helps her off and he gets off his bike before taking off his helmet. Lexi pulls hers off and runs a hand over her braids. Mikey walks over and takes the helmet from her with a smile.
"Thanks Mikey."
"No problem dudette. Have fun?"
"Ya Donnie's a great driver."
Donnie smiles before they all make their way into the mall. Mikey looks around at all the stores and shakes his head.
"This place is awesome!"
Lana laughs and nods.
"Ya it is. Where do you want to go first?"
Lexi shrugs.
"They need clothes now right?"
"Unless you want them in the nude."
Lexi leers at them before shrugging.
"I'm game."
Mikey smirks and goes to take his shirt off but Leo grabs his wrist and gives him a stern look. Lana laughs and leads them to one of the stores. They walk in and look at all the clothes.
"Okay first thing's first, underwear."
Lexi runs off with Mikey and Donnie leaving Lana with the oldest two.
"Leo you want a blue thong?"
Raph chuckles at Leo's stern face. Lana rolls her eyes and throws Raph a red one. He looks at it with a grimace before putting it back.
"Just get us normal stuff. We won't be in these bodies too often."
Lana shrugs.
"Okay whatever you say."
She grabs a bunch and heads to another part of the store.
"Now shirts. I'm guessing something conservative for you Leo?"
Leo shrugs and Raph gravitates to the simpler clothing. Lana grabs an array of clothing for all the brothers and eventually heads to the register. The lady looks at the pile then at the three of them.
"Redoing your wardrobe?"
"You could say that."
The woman rings everything up and smiles at Lana.
"1.493.67 is your total."
Lana nods and hands her a credit card. The woman glances at it before swiping and smiling as the transaction goes through. Lana grabs the bags and starts looking for Lexi.
"Lexi?"
The now blonde pops her head up and smiles before walking over with Mikey and Donnie.
"Wow that's a lot of stuff."
"It's all for you guys."
"We'll pay you back-"
"No way. I owe you guys rent. It equals out."
She smiles and starts to exit the store.
"Where to next?"
"Well I need some new pants."
Lexi heads towards J Crew and grabs a couple pairs of cute shorts before paying. She walks out with a smile. The rest of the day continues like this and eventually they have to stop because they've accumulated so much.
"How're we getting all this home?"
Lana smiles.
"No worries. I'll have a valet take it home."
She quickly calls someone and walks off to talk to them. Lexi watches her before looking at the brothers. Mike talks to Donnie about something he just bought while Raph and Leo look at Lana. Raph notices Lexi looking at them and turns away but Leo continues to look at her.
"Okay all set. We just need to bring these to the car waiting outside."
They nod and Leo quickly looks away. Lexi smiles sadly before grabbing her bags and heading outside with them. They're quickly loaded up and while Lana pays for it they stand by one of the doors. A white Hummer pulls up to the curb and the windows rolls down revealing five pretty girls inside. The brunette in the passenger seat smirks at the brothers and whistles at them.
"Looking good!"
Mikey smiles at her and Donnie blushes while Leo and Raph just look at her bored. The blonde in the back seat pops out and sits in the window.
"Who are you guys?"
Lana looks at them before frowning.
"Ask the blonde one!"
The girl in the window smiles at her friend with her in the back seat and points to Mikey. Mikey smirks and waves. The blonde sits up and pops her chest out making Mikey's eyes go wide.
"You should come hang out with us."
Lexi frowns and looks at Mikey.
"What's your name?"
"Mikey. Yours?"
"I'm Clara and my friend is Aimee. You're really hot. All of you guys are actually."
Lana walks over to Mikey and the others before glaring at the girls in the car.
"Thanks dudette."
"Well, Clara, you should leave. That car is polluting the air we're breathing."
"Hey bitch we're talking to the guys, not you."
Lana raises a brow and Raph chuckles before going to say something but Lexi speaks up.
"You know you probably shouldn't drive a car that has a higher gas mileage number than all your IQs put together."
The blonde's mouth falls open in shock. Lexi smirks and flips her hair.
"Whatever. When you want to hang out with some real women, with some real tits, call us up."
They drive off and Lexi looks pissed.
"Lexi-"
"Let's go."
Lexi grabs Lana's arm and pulls her towards the bikes. Lana glances at Mikey who looks confused but continues with Lexi. The guys follow in surprise but Lexi puts her helmet on and gets on the back of Lana's bike.
"Lexi-"
"Let's go Lana."
Lexi glances at Mikey before Lana takes off into the street. The blonde sighs and rubs a hand through his hair.
"Nice going Mikey."
"What'd I do?"
Raph looks at him before putting his helmet on.
"When a girl throws her tits at you, and the girl next to you likes you, you look away."
Mikey frowns and watches Raph drive off.
"…fuck."
They all follow Raph's lead and head home. Lexi and Lana weave through the streets before Lana pulls up to a bar not far from the guys' home. Lexi gets off and puts the helmet down with a huff. Lana takes hers off and stares at her friend.
"Are you okay?"
Lexi nods before looking at her chest.
"…I have some boobs…and hers weren't even real."
Lana's eyes go wide and she nods swiftly.
"Of course you do! Ignore what that girl said. She's an idiot."
Lexi sighs and shrugs.
"I guess."
Lana throws an arm around her shoulder and smiles.
"Come on, let's get fun."
Lexi laughs and nods before the both walk into the bar.
A few hours later a giggling Lexi trips over the sidewalk and falls to her knees. She laughs harder before picking herself up and wiping at her scraped knees. Lana follows her and helps support her before putting one of her arms around her shoulders.
"Lexi you're not going to be laughing about that in the morning."
"So? Maybe my boobs will grow overnight."
"Maybe."
Lana smiles as they continue to walk.
"Lana can I ask you somethin'?"
Lana nods at her friend's slurred question.
"You and Leo. Were you a thing?"
"Define thing."
"Ya know…a thing."
Lana laughs and nods.
"Oh a thing. Right. I guess you could have called it that."
"He still likes you."
Lana sighs.
"You and Raph must've talked."
"No! I swear we didn't!"
Lana smiles slightly.
"Okay Lexi. Well I have a question for you."
"Shoot sexy."
"How do you feel about Mikey?"
"I like him."
Lana looks down at her friend who smiles up at her.
"You do?"
"Ya he's great. He always listens to me, and even when I start to talk about sciency things, he listens! It's awesome."
"Well doesn't Donnie do that?"
"Well ya, duh Lana, but with Mikey I know he doesn't always understand what I mean but he listens anyways. He's nice, and funny, and good looking."
"Ya he looked cute with the blonde hair."
Lexi stops them and looks up at Lana with pleading eyes.
"No! Not his human self. I mean he was hot like that, but I mean his green self…"
Lana looks at her friend closely.
"…you like him even though he's a turtle?"
Lexi nods quickly.
"Why do you sound so in disbelief? You like a turtle!"
Lana sighs and they continue on their way home.
"You're right I did."
"No you like a turtle. Although no one can tell which one you like."
Lana smiles slightly.
"What do you mean?"
"Well you and Leo clearly had, and continue to have something, but what about you and Raph? He's not my type but he's so hot Lana."
"Oh he is?"
Lana laughs and Lexi nods with a goofy smile. Lana opens the door to the garage before locking it behind them. They make their way to the elevator and Lexi continues.
"He's super muscular and has that bad boy attitude that 93% of girls love. He's also your best friend right? I bet he'd be great in the sack-"
"Lexi!"
Lexi quickly covers her eyes and giggles.
"Oops."
Lana shakes her head with a smile and the elevator doors open. Lexi skips out and Lana follows.
"Lexi?"
"Donnie!"
She quickly hugs him and he hugs back before looking at Lana for an explanation.
"Drunk."
"Ah."
"Can't prove it!"
She smiles at them triumphantly.
"I think I have a Breathalyzer around her somewhere-"
Lexi's face is pure horror and she quickly covers her mouth with her hands and runs away. Raph and Mikey pop their heads up from the couch before getting up and walking over.
"Lexi?"
"Mikey!"
She runs and jumps into his arms. He catches her bridal style and she smiles brightly up at him.
"Are you okay?"
"Fine. I mean your brother threatened a Breathalyzer on me and I was mad at you, but I'm not anymore so I'm okay."
Mikey laughs and nods.
"Well I guess that's good."
"Very good, but keep the purple frog away from me!"
Mikey laughs and looks at Donnie who just looks confused. Raph looks at them before walking over to Lana.
"You got her drunk?"
"She got herself drunk."
"You have any?'"
"…a few."
Mikey looks down at Lexi who stares at Raph.
"Lexi is Raph a frog too?'
"Nah he's something else."
She winks at him and everyone sees. Lana looks at her friend sternly who makes a face and points up the stairs.
"Take me home noble knight!"
Mikey laughs and runs them up the stairs with a giggling Lexi.
"…well that was interesting."
Lana laughs and nods to Donnie. Raph watches him walk away before looking at Lana again.
"I'm something else?"
"I'll tell you some other time."
He chuckles and shrugs.
"Whatever princess."
She glares at him before making her way to the kitchen. When she gets there she sees Leo eating dinner.
"Hey Lana."
"Hey Leo."
Lana goes into one of the top drawers and pulls out a bottle of rum.
"Rum?'
"Just keeping up with the night."
Leo looks at her and sighs.
"You went to a bar?"
"Did you hear Lexi? She was totally drunk."
Leo nods with a small chuckle.
"…noble knight."
Lana chuckles and makes herself a drink.
"She told me she liked him."
Leo looks up and nods.
"I figured. Those devices-"
"No she likes him as a turtle."
Leo stops eating and looks up.
"Wow. Well good for them. I hope the best for them."
Lana nods and sips on her drink.
"She's a fun one when she's had a little too much."
"I'm sure. People always spill how they feel."
Lana chuckles.
"You have no idea."
Leo raises a brow and looks at her.
"What'd she say?"
Lana laughs and shakes her head.
"She said she thought Raph was hot and that he'd be good in bed."
Leo makes a face before laughing.
"Oh god."
Lana laughs too and smiles.
"It was so funny."
"How did that come up?"
"She asked me if I like Raph."
"Oh?"
Lana nods and sips her drink again.
"It was an interesting conversation."
"Sounds it."
Lana nods and puts her hair behind her ear.
"I'm never going to get used to having black hair."
"Well it's not real so you don't have to deal with it very often."
Lana nods.
"That's true. It's cool to see myself differently though."
"You're telling me…"
Leo smirks at her making her laugh.
"You looked good. I picked a good person for you."
Leo nods.
"I guess you did. Brings too much attention though."
Lana raises a brow.
"Attention is a bad thing?"
Leo nods.
"When you're really a mutant turtle attention is very bad."
"There's nothing wrong with living a little Leonardo."
Leo shrugs and gets up to put his plate in the sink.
"I remember when you were very adventurous."
"Oh? When was that?"
"The night we sat on the top of that building on 24th street."
Leo stops and looks at her.
"I forgot about that."
"Of course."
"That's just rude."
Lana laughs and shrugs.
"It was a fun night."
"Ya it was. We watched the sunrise right?"
Lana nods and smiles into her drink before finishing it. Leo stares at her before turning to put his plate away. She glances up and watches him while running her eyes up and down him. When he turns back around she blushes and looks at the table. He smirks and looks at her.
"Were you checking me out?"
"No-"
"You totally were."
"Alright I was. Calm down Leo. Gosh."
Leo smirks and walks over to her.
"And?"
Lana looks at him and he bends down so he's eye level with her.
"And what?"
"How do I compare to Raph?"
Lana's mouth drops but she smirks.
"Eh."
"Oh really? You don't like my muscles? or my eyes?"
"Well now you just sound conceited."
"I remember a time when you loved those features on me."
Leo smirks at her and she glances at him before looking away. Leo stares at her and frowns at her black hair.
"You know I like your normal hair and eyes much better."
"Oh really?"
She looks up at him with a teasing smile.
"Blue really suits you."
Lana looks at him as her face falls a little bit.
"Ya I remember you saying that a while ago."
"Not that long ago…"
"Two years is a long time Leo."
Leo nods and crouches down so he's eye level with her.
"Depends on who you ask."
Lana looks at him before tracing the small scars on his face with her eyes.
"Is two years a long time for you?"
He shakes his head.
"No."
"It's not?"
"Not when you had to wait 18 years to find someone other than your family to truly care about."
She stares at him and can feel her face heating up. He stares into her eyes and smiles slightly. Lana blinks and looks away to try and hide her blush.
"I'm drunk Leo."
"No you're not…"
She looks back at him and stares into his dark chocolate eyes.
"…you're right I'm not."
Leo eyes roam her face seriously and she looks back at him cautiously. He reaches for her wrist and pushes the buttons on the device making her go back to her normal appearance. He stares into her blue eyes and smiles slightly.
"Blue really does look good on you."
"Leo-"
He takes his chance and leans forward capturing her lips in a kiss. Her eyes flutter closed as she kisses back and revels in the feeling. She quickly opens them as the kiss gets more involved and sighs into his mouth. His hands gently cup the back of her head on her hair softly pulling her deeper into the kiss. He leans forward pushing her into the table's edge. Lana runs her hands up his stomach to rest on the top of his plastron but eventually pushes him back. Leo opens his eyes and looks at her in surprise. Lana looks up at him with an unreadable expression but has tears in her eyes. She gets up quickly and walks out of the kitchen leaving Leo alone in the room.
"…fuck."
