Beginning Notes: I done some experimenting with uploading my documents using LibreOffice as oppose to the Copy-N-Paste document creator. And now I understand why so many stories on this site have such shitty formatting, as my uploaded document had all of it's formatting removed.
badly-knitted and I Love Janto while nonworker is the proper term for a slacker/bludger I have no idea if it is the Politically Correct term. However Ianto would just jump at the chance to be a smartarse. I think that as an anally retentive archivist and administrator that Ianto is would see political correctness as giving things a proper label. He might think certain terms are ridiculous; for example Personal Service Professional (which I personally think is an awesome term, ridiculous but ridiculously awesome, much better any of the million and one euphemisms for sex worker).
badly-knitted I am in the process of checking out teachwriteslash's fiction. It has been a bit of a hassle, they have friend-locked their LJ and their DW account just ripped the formatting off LJ and their master lists has links to their LJ not DW, so I have been wadding through their archive and trying to find their fics that way.
Title: Thwarted Lecturer
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Gwen Cooper
Pairings: n/a
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
O: "Here you can see these interepimeral glands. At first I thought they were nothing more than simple scent glands, but actually . . ."
[blaring claxons]
T: "Rift alert."
G: "Save by the bell."
O: "Hey I wasn't finished!"
J: "Work to do Owen."
~End
Word: Interepimeral
in - ter - e - pim - er - al (adjective) : between the epimeral plates of insects and crustaceans