"What? No, it goes there."

"If I need to remind you, I'm much more experienced at this than you. I know what I'm doing."

"It looks all wrong."

"It's supposed to look like that."

"Are you sure?"

"Who does this more? Me or you?"

I stood outside the door, wondering whether I should open it. I was (fairly) certain they weren't doing…. what it sounded like they were doing, but I needed a good laugh.

"I give up."

"What? Why?"

"It isn't working."

"Come on! It isn't that hard!"

I finally caved, and started laughing my head off.

"Who's that?"