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Title: Operation: Distraction 3/Seduction 2

Author: Daashi

Fandom: Torchwood

Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones

Pairings: Jack/Ianto

Rating: 15+ (I understand that people might think that I should be rating this higher but this is stuff that wouldn't be out of place in a MA15+ flick or show, and two it would be rather hypocritical of me to suggest to a 15 year old not read this as I was reading far more explicit stuff at 15)

Genre: Drabble, Humour, Raunchy

Warnings: References to m/m sexual acts.

"Jack do you have a moment?"

"Sure Ianto take a seat."

"Jack the paperwork . . ."

"Did I tell you about this soldier I met in the Balkans?"

"for the annual budget . . ."

"He was from Greece, he couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak Greek."

"needs to be done before the end of the month."

"But then again, we were using our months for things other than speaking."

*sigh*

"Seriously the things that he could do with his tongue."

"Jack."

"Yes Ianto."

"Be a good boy and do this paperwork, and then I'll be a naughty boy and give you that blow job you are angling for."

"Really. Just how naughty are you going to be? Naughty enough to blow me while I'm on the phone to the PM."

"You can pretend your on the phone to the Prime Minister."

~End

Word: Balkans

bal - kan (adjective) : 1. pertaining to the Balkan States or their inhabitants.

2. pertaining to the Balkan Peninsula

3. pertaining to the Balkan Mountains

(noun) : the Balkan States

End Notes: When Jack tries a distraction sometimes Ianto just counters back with a seduction. Not very often though, Ianto is afraid of it losing it effectiveness.