Beginning Notes: This is drabble 1 of 3 of 23/07/14
badly-knitted if anyone was writing smutty fanfics I would point at the Ancient Hindus (the people who gave us the Kama Sutra), the Ancient Greeks (there is so much slash and mpreg in Greek Mythology), and the Ancient Romans (filthy buggers, as all the erotic art found Pompeii and Herculaneum can prove). I just don't like the massive backlog, as I have not written anything in quite awhile I am rather paranoid about becoming demotivated.
I love Janto I think that Tosh wouldn't be embarrassed by reading smutty fanfic (I totally see her getting her hands on those Star Trek Zines in the late 80's-early 90's), I think it would have been the fact she was reading it with someone, particularly Jack (who no doubt had a running commentary going) was the source for any embarrassment.
Title: Operation: Seduction 4
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
I: "You were not joking about the blossoms of this plant."
J: "I'm hurt Ianto."
I: "You did say that they would only bloom every 100 years."
J: "Actually I said they bloom once a year, but a year on their planet of origin in 101 of our years."
I: "Ah, of course you did sir. Please forgive me for making such a horrendous mistake."
J: "Hey, don't be so cheeky."
I: "The flowers, they are so . . . flammeous."
J: "You know, on some worlds the scent of these flowers are an aphrodisiac."
I: "And some people consider eating Spanish Fly an aphrodisiac but you don't see me rushing off to buy some."
~End
Word: Flammeous
flam - me - ous (adjective) : pertaining to, consisting of, or resembling, flame
End Notes: I am pretty sure that Spanish Fly isn't legal in the UK, but this is Torchwood (above the police, outside of the Government etc.) and Ianto is very resourceful. If he wanted Spanish Fly, he could get Spanish Fly.