Beginning Notes: Drabble 1 of 3 25/07/14
Title: Disgusting Habits
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: There is a naughty word.
J: "So this is where you disappear to every afternoon."
I: "I'm just outside the Tourist Office taking a break."
J: "Smoking."
I: "Smoking."
J: "Are you waiting for me to make a comment about kissing an ashtray."
I: "Just finishing my fag*."
J: "Ah."
I: "And I have to admit to be disappointed in you sir."
J: "Why."
I: "I was expecting a comment along the lines of; shoving your cock into an ashtray."
J: "Never smoked, but I have had an addiction or 2 in my past."
I: "Should I be checking the accounts for anonymous payments to a sex therapy clinic."
J: "Hey. You are getting very cheeky, might need to . . . being you to hand."
I: "Case in point."
~End
* Fag is British slang for cigarette/smoke.
The equivalent homophobic slur in British slang is "pouf" or "poufter". Just read too many fics in this fandom that has the incorrect slang and that really gets my goat.
Word: Addiction
ad - dic - tion (noun) : the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming, as narcotics, to such an extent that its cessation causes severe trauma
End Notes: In my head canon Ianto doesn't smoke. But I have read a lot of fics where he does smoke. So Ianto smoking immediately came to mind when I faced with this word.