Chapter 22
I had a plan. But it was super risky and involved letting a psychopathic drunk out of my mind.
"Gypsy, what's wrong with those women?" Yugi asked. I hugged him loosely and ruffled his hair.
"It's gonna be alright. Just don't step outside the RV. Any of you." I opened the door. "And Marik?"
"Yeah Gypsy?"
"When this is all over, let Melvin know his drinking buddy is back." I closed the door behind me and locked it from the outside. As I walked to the fangirls, I called forth Oddesiya.
"Well well well. This is a surprise. Letting me out early?" she gloated.
"I don't care what you do to the fangirls, but if you want your drinking partner, you will spare my guests."
"Mel is back?"
"Not quite yet. I told him you would be back after you take care of the fangirls."
"So if I skewer them alive, I get vodka?"
"You drank all the vodka last time. There's some wine left, though."
"Meh, close enough." I felt myself drifting away as Oddesiya took over.
Oddesiya's POV
Hell, I'd do anything to drink with Melvin again. That guy's a laugh riot.
"Well well well. What have we here? Fangirls, huh? So scary! So you're the ones everybody's talkin about!" I laughed.
"Cut the parodies. Where are our men?" the pinkette declared.
"You mean my drinking partners? Well to get to them, you'll have to make it past me." I glowered. The girls looked to each other and laughed.
"You think you could take us all on at once?! You're crazy! We're not just fangirls, we're Sues! The epitome of perfection!" the brunette declared haughtily. Before she could go on, I shot my fist through her stomach, quite literally I might add. The others gaped at me.
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over the gaping hole in your stomach." I said, lifting her up in the air. I threw her to the ground and grabbed another girl by the neck.
"What about you, Aquamarine? You wanna chip in about how goddamn perfect you five are?" I sneered. I strangled that one until she went limp. I continued to kill these girls until I was holding the last one, the pinkette, up by the neck.
"Life has a way of working things out. I was born inside a girl, I kill that girl's social life. I find a fellow psychopath, I drink with a fellow psychopath. Five girls threaten my host's safety, I send those five girls to the Shadow Realm!" I chortled.
"Please! We can work This out-" she choked.
"Yeah, I've heard it all before. Now let me put this in words you can understand. 私は可能な最悪の方法であなたを殺すつもりだ."
"...What?"
I grinned. A portal to her worst nightmares had been opening around her, and I threw her in. She screamed in agony as the shadows consumed her. I shut the portal and brought us back to the real world. The five bodies were lying unconscious in the street. I had taken their minds tonight, and it felt good.
I walked back to the RV and unlocked the door. I was met with gaping faces.
"Yes? Is something bothering you?" I asked, starting the RV up.
"You just-" Yami started.
"Sent them all to the Shadow Realm? Yes." I stated.
"Why would you go to such extremes to dispose of them in such a violent manner?!"
I paused for a moment, and clicked my tongue. "Yami, do you know what Oddesiya means?"
"I hardly see how that's relevant."
"It's the feminine form of Odesseyus, which means Wrath. And that's just what I embody. I am Gypsy's inner demons. Every time she's wanted to punch someone in the face, that rage gets funneled into me, and it makes me stronger." I drummed my fingers on the steering wheel.
"Now, where's Mel? I gotta get my buzz on." I walked up to Marik and cupped his face in my hands. "Melvin! You in there? We ran out of Vodka, but we have wine and brandy!"
A flash of light enveloped Marik, and Melvin stood in his place. I let go of his face and smiled.
"There's my old drinking buddy! You ready for round two?"
"You bet your ass I am." he smirked. I started digging around in the cabinets, but Yami stopped me.
"Oh no you don't! You two are the only ones who know how to drive! If both of you are incapacitated, who knows what could happen!"
"And that's my problem how? I deadpanned, taking a bottle of brandy out. He wrenched it out of my hand.
"Can't you wait to play your drinking games until after we find a place to park for the night?"
"Gha! Fine! But to be honest, you're such a buzz kill." I muttered, getting behind the wheel. The grip on it stained the wheel with the blood of the brunette.
