"Wait," Thomas said. "I wasn't hallucinating?"

"No, but if you hallucinate about turkeys I'd look into that."

Ignoring the jibe, Thomas leaned forward. "You killed a Black Court vampire."

"Yes."

"With a turkey."

"A frozen turkey," I reminded him. "I doubt it would've worked nearly as well with a cooked one."

He raised an eyebrow. "Well. That's…interesting."

"Hey," I scowled. "I didn't see you contributing to the planmaking, Mr. I'm Too Busy Bleeding Out Because My Sister Shot Me."

He shot me a look. "Next time I'll let them eat you."

"Nah," I said. "Why d'you think I used turkey?"