Beginning Notes: Drabble 1 of 3 29/07/14
A badly-knitted word. The second drabble for this word.
Title: Seating Arrangement
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Gwen/Owen
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble
Warnings: n/a
"No."
"C'mon Ianto, just shoehorn yourself in."
"I'm not sitting between Gwen and Owen."
"Why not?"
"Why not! You can't be serious! If they aren't shagging yet they will be soon."
"So don't sit in the middle, have a window seat."
"As if either of them would give up 'their' window seat. You would have to order them, and then I get stuck next to them as they spend the whole trip bitching about the unfairness of the all as they wanted the window seat and didn't get it."
"Well you sit up the front and have Tosh sit between them."
"And having Tosh sit next to Owen and his latest fling is fair to Tosh how?"
"You are just trying to get out of this trip to the countryside."
"Yes. But that doesn't make my arguments any less valid."
~End
Word: Shoehorn
shoe - horn (verb) : to force into a limited or tight space