Next oneshot! Enjoy~

Disclaimer: LoK is still not mine.

Sage had been staying at the Beifong household for the past few months, loving the atmosphere and citizens of Zaofu. Wei and Wing knew that she was getting everyone gifts for Raavaday and happened to have seen where she was hiding them. So they hatched a plan—they would sneak into Sage's hiding place while everyone was about to leave for Varrick's party and peek at what she got them.

It was hard to keep it from her (lately whenever they hatched a scheme, she would be involved). They were more awkward around her after they worked out the plan, feeling like she knew something was up. "Wei! Wing! Hurry up! We're going to be late!" Su called from downstairs. There was no reply. She waved Sage over. "Will you get the boys for me?"

"Sure thing," she grinned, making her way up the stairs. She stopped in front of the twins' door and knocked. "Milky Wei~! Wing-a-Ling! We're leaving now." she paused, waiting to hear a response that didn't come. Her brow furrowed, and she knocked again. "Guys?" Pouting slightly, she opened the door and peeked in, noticing the twins weren't there. Where else would they be… a thought popped into her mind, cutting off the previous train of thought. They wouldn't, would they?!

Footsteps sounded behind her. Sage turned around, grinning at the twins. "There you are, you butttrumpets!" she exclaimed, throwing an arm over each of their shoulders. "Your mom told me to tell you we're leaving now."

"Alright," Wing replied, offering his usual smirk as he wrapped an arm around her.

"Hey, how long do you think it'll take to get there?" she asked, tilting her head to the side.

"I don't know," Wei shrugged, looking to his brother. "Maybe an hour?" Wing nodded in agreement. "Yeah, about an hour."

"Too long to hold in a pee then," Sage nodded, releasing the boys. She began walking backwards down the hall as she spoke to the twins. "Tell your mom I'll be right down."

"Have fun urinating," Wing called as he and his brother descended the stairs.

Sage made her way to the broom closet across the hall from her room. Once inside, she turned on the light and located the secret compartment in the wall that was hidden by coats and shoes. She opened the compartment and reached in, grabbing the present meant for the twins. She bit back a smile as she noticed the tape was coming off in one corner. "Pretty smooth, boys," she whispered, shaking her head. "But not smooth enough."

Sage quickly took the package to her room and found a box that matched the size of the one originally intended for the twins. Then she took out four more boxes, each decreasing in size. Finally she found a bar of women's soap still in the box. Sage placed the soap into the smallest box, taped it close, and put it in the next smallest. After taping the last box closed, she found her wrapping paper and wrapped it exactly as it was for the original present.

She placed the newly wrapped package back into the secret compartment and quickly made her way downstairs. "Sorry for the hold up!" she announced. "But when nature calls, you know?"

"It's fine," Su smiled before rushing everyone out the door.

The car ride was mostly quiet with random bursts of jokes from either the twins or Sage. "I hope you boys will be saving me at least one dance tonight," Sage smiled, looking from Wei to Wing (who currently sat on either side of her).

"I'll dance with you first," Wei offered, shooting her a lopsided grin.

"Whoa, you always get to dance with her first," Wing complained, reaching over Sage to shove his brother.

"That is true," Sage conceded. "I'll dance with Wing first then. And Hu-aaaaaan," she elongated his name as she poked him in the cheek. "should man up and finally ask Cosima out."

"Tsk. I don't like her in that way," Huan replied, narrowing his eyes at her. "I appreciate her taste in artistic styling."

Sage turned to look at each of the twins, rolling her eyes before mock whispering "That's just artist talk for he thinks she's pretty and wants to do the sex with her."

"Sage," Huan hissed lowly as Su snorted a laugh.

"Just joking, Huan," she replied, waving him away. "You've known me for nine months already; you'd think you would have learned to take a joke by now!"

Huan shook his head before turning to face the front.

… … …

True to their word, the twins each danced with Sage, and, after growing tired of dancing, decided to come up with a plan to, let's say, facilitate Huan's asking Cosima out. They set up all the pieces they needed and went to get some food while they waited. Sage grew bored of waiting and left the twins to watch for Huan so that she could socialize.

However, Sage, Wei and Wing couldn't stay long enough to see if their plan succeeded. Su told them to take Bataar Senior home after he had one too many drinks and started referring to everyone as famous buildings from all over the world.

Sage drove (she was older than the twins by six months-something she often reminded them of). Bataar Senior fell asleep on Wei's shoulder, much to the amusement of his brother. The drive home was quiet save for Bataar Sr.'s soft snores. When she pulled into the driveway, it finally hit her just how tired she was. She let the twins drag Bataar Sr. into bed while she made her way upstairs to go to bed, telling the twins that she'd give out presents tomorrow morning.

… … …

Sage was woken up the next morning by Wei and Wing jumping on her bed singing "Wake up~ Wake up~ Wake up~"

Letting out a soft groan, she kept her eyes closed and kicked her feet, knocking one of the twins onto the ground. The other twin let out a hardy laugh before sitting on her stomach and poking her face repeatedly until she opened her eyes.

"Get off me," she muttered, throwing him off the bed too and pulling up the covers. "What time is it, anyway?"

"Six," Wei replied, resting his chin on her bed.

"Too early. Come back in an hour."

"We want our presents," Wing whined, pulling the blanket away from her face.

"Is your mom even home?"

"Aunt Lin gave her, Huan, and Opal a ride home last night. They're downstairs drinking coffee. Are you coming or not?"

"I doubt you're actually giving me a choice here," Sage muttered, sitting up in bed and rubbing her eyes slowly. She slid out of bed, rubbing the twins' heads as she left her room and went into the broom closet, opening the secret compartment. "Will you guys give me a hand?"

"Sure thing." They squeezed into the closet behind her, and Sage began piling presents into their arms, telling them to carry them downstairs. She grabbed the twins' present and followed them down the steps.

They opened presents according to age—oldest going first. Lin got new metal wire, and Sage got Su a new meteor for her collection. She got Bataar Senior a new blueprint paper pad. Bataar Junior got a new pen collection. Sage gave Huan new art supplies (because he always complained about the poor quality of his paints and brushes). She gave Opal a heart-shaped locket with a personalized note tucked inside.

By the time Sage handed the twins their present, they were practically bouncing out of their seats. They snatched it from her and tore off the paper, pausing only slightly when they saw the box was different than yesterday. They turned to each other, shrugged, and untaped the box only to find a slightly smaller box inside. Sage was biting her lip, trying to stifle her laugher. The twins opened the smallest box and pulled out the women's soap, looks of confusion plastered on their faces as Sage busted out laughing.

"That's what you get, you jerks!" she laughed, pointing at them. "Trying to ruin your surprise! And you thought I wouldn't notice."

"How could you be so cruel to us?!" Wing exclaimed, pouting.

"You peeked," Sage laughed, leaving the room. "That qualifies you as bad boys and, therefore, undeserving of presents."

"No fair!" Wei cried as the two of them followed after the girl. "You have to give us something. What about all the times we weren't bad when we could've been! Don't we get credit for that?"

Sage shrugged. "I guess you should," she replied after a moment of feigned thoughtfulness. "Well, come here then. Who wants to go first?"

The boys remained quiet, sharing a look. "First for what?" Wing asked skeptically, narrowing his eyes in suspicion.

"Your gift, buttface. I can only give it one at a time."

"Are you gonna hit us?" Wei asked slowly, furrowing his brow.

"No," she rolled her eyes. "You'll just have to come over here and find out. That is, if you're man enough."

"Do you hear that, Wing? She's insulting our manhood," Wei pouted mockingly, crossing his arms.

"I am terribly offended," Wing nodded, mimicking his brother's movements.

"Then come over here and make me eat my words," she said, tilting her head to the side. Wei looked to his brother who gave him a small nod. He walked over to Sage who was grinning widely. "Very good, Mr. Beifong," she praised him, placing her hands on his shoulders. "Wing close your eyes and turn around. We don't want to spoil the surprise, do we?" Wing sighed before doing as he was told. "Wei, close your eyes," she whispered. He did.

Standing on her tiptoes, she pressed her lips to his, moving her hand from his shoulder to his cheek. He reached out, placing his hands on her waist as he made to deepen the kiss, but she pulled away, grinning. "Merry Raavaday, Wei," she whispered. He nodded, a goofy grin plastered to his face as Sage shooed him out of the room.

"Ready, Wing?" she asked, walking over to him.

"Did Wei leave?" he questioned, not opening his eyes.

"Yeah, he got his present already," Sage told him. She placed her hands on his cheeks, pulling him down to her so that she could give him his kiss. His lips were different from his brother's, she noted. They were cold and smooth while Wei's were warm and rough. She couldn't tell which she liked better. Wing put his hand on hers while he reciprocated the kiss.

When she pulled away, she ruffled Wing's hair, wishing him a merry Raavaday before she went to find out how everything went with Huan and Cosima the night before.

There you have it! I'm not sure how I feel about the ending...

Lots of love, minions! Feel free to R&R.

Yours psychotically,

Vee