Sixth chapter... This is a bigger story than I thought. It has 300 views at the moment I write this. Thanks if you are one of the contributors to that number!
I hunted around the base for food and something to drink, and all I found to eat were a few sandwiches in the fridge and some cans of 'BONK! Atomic Punch' that seemed drinkable. I cracked open one of the cans to accidentally spill it on my backpack that I left on the table, and found that the music started playing faster, just barely noticeable. I then went to work in a room I found, a workshop pretty much, putting a 'BONK!' dispenser on the cassette player, because I thought; "Hey, if the music plays faster, wouldn't I run faster too? I then noticed a different brand of 'BONK!' cans sitting around, 'BONK! Crit-a-Cola' cans to be exact. I wondered what they did until I put one in the BONK! Booster as I call it, and the base of the music boosted like crazy, and I felt stronger. I decided to take a bandolier from a closet in a room and put some of the cans on it. I passed by a mirror in the room labeled 'Medic' and saw a scary development. I looked exactly like the Medic. What the hell happened during the electrocution? I punched the mirror in rage. I accidentally smashed a hole in the wall, and a shaft holding the roof up smashed my right arm.
"AAAAAAAGH!" I used my other working arm to push the wood off. My arm just didn't work now. Great. Wait... That machine sitting in the shower... I grabbed it and it was a perfect fitting hydraulic rig for my right arm! There was pecking at the window, and I saw Archimedes pecking at the window. Oh god! That is NOT Archimedes! It looked like Archimedes, but... A zombie bird? Anyway, it really likes to sit on my shoulder, so I might keep it. Now... I need something to make sure I don't look like the Medic... Ah! There's a mask that the plague doctors used to use, except... It says Byte'd Beak on the label. It'll do. I ruffled my hair and slapped a pair of goggles in front of the hair. Perfect! My current pair of clothes was trashed, and I couldn't find a washing machine for miles, so I had to settle for the RED Medic's battle clothes.
I was trying to find a utensil to cut a sandwich in half, until I smashed a single fist on the table and a bonesaw appeared in midair, cut the sandwich, and promptly disappeared. I tried some other things, such as a wooden cutout of a person, and I thought 'Cut the target to pieces.' Bonesaws appeared in midair and shot themselves right through the wood, and the remaining shards poofed into dust. I summoned a bonesaw into my hand, and smiled an evil smile.
If you couldn't tell, Sawbones has the Quadwrangler, the Byte'd Beak, Archimedes the Undying, and Das Maddendoktor.