Beginning Drabble: Drabble 3 of 3 03/08/14. I was reminded last night as to why I don't watch the ABC (that is the Australian Broadcast Channel for my American readers) anymore. The add I saw advertising the new Doctor had the wrong channel, wrong time and wrong date.
badly-knitted I am all for letting children wear what they want to wear. However I do think that before they reach a certain age they should colour coded, and some parents get absolutely shirty with you if you misidentify their children's gender. Blue dresses are on thing, but what about a child with an androgynous haircut, unisex clothing and a made-up name. If only we had gender neutral pro-nouns in the English language.
Title: Operation: Seduction 8
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 15+
Genre: Drabble, Raunchy
Warnings: This is probably the closest I will ever write to a PWP
"Jack."
"Yes Ianto."
"I appear to have a problem sir."
"What problem Ianto."
"I am having some problems with some . . . swelling. I was thinking that perhaps you could help to . . . alleviate it."
"If this is a medical problem would you rather go to Owen. I'm not exactly known for my . . . gentle touch."
"Are you saying that this is a problem too big for you to . . . handle."
"I can handle anything, even a problem . . . as big as yours."
"So are you saying that you are . . . skilled enough to handle my problem."
"Hey, I'll have you know that I am very skilled with . . . problems like yours."
"Perhaps I'll need proof of your . . . skill, Captain."
~End
Word: Alleviate
al - le - vi - ate (verb) : to make easier to endure; lessen; mitigate