Notes: Hope you didn't get too attached to the green team, because something's gonna happen to them.
Of the unknown powers he had, he could create portals to other alternate universes.
We were walking back to the severely damaged train, when Doctah stopped, patted his pockets, and pulled his phone out of his pocket.
"UNACCEPTABLE!" He flinched when the obnoxious sound flew out of the phone. "Hah! Gotcha again! Okay, okay, but seriously, dude, your mother is freaking out right now! She came over to my house to see if you were here, and when we told her you weren't, she flat out started to cry."
"Crap! I completely forgot about my mozer!"
"When did you get a German accent?"
"Not important right now, Cdub! I need to call you back later!" He tapped the screen on his phone, and put it back in his pocket. "We need to get back home."
"How do you expect to get us home now?"
"Well, Mac, I don't know at this point. How the hell are we supposed to get home?"
"Wait, I kinda remember something… What was it?"
"Wait, my German accent is going away!"
"That's it! This isn't actually IDA Official's Alternate Universe! This is yours! With the story, you could change it to however you want!"
"How in all hell, did Sawbones end up here then? Respawn tracks D.N.A, doesn't it?"
That's the thing, he is you. He is what you want to be, anyway. So he shares similar genetics in this Universe. When we got transported here, instead of us getting transported into Team Fortress 2, or IDA's Fanfiction, we ended up in yours."
"So, I could just y'know, create a portal?" He pulled out his phone, and Sawbones started to speak up.
"Hey, uh… Would it be possible for me to make portals, myself?"
"If Doctah wants to do so, he can make you whoever you wish. Do you want to do the honours, Doctah?"
"Why the hell not! Let me see… Wait… That's a lot of chapters… There's a good place… Of… The… Unknown… Powers… He… Had… Whoops, spelling mistake, I meant had, not gad… He… Could… Create… Portals… To… Other… Alternate… Universes. There! Wait, why do you need to create portals?"
"I need to help the team in IDA's alternate univ- you know what? Let's just settle with AU, ok? It's easier to say! But first, I need to get you guys home! Oh SHIT! ROBOTS!" Indeed, there was a giant horde of Human-like robots, marching right towards them.
"Dude, seriously. Let me see…" He had pulled out his phone."'Indeed, there was a giant horde of Human-like robots… I don't like human-like machinery coming towards us, how abou-"
BANG!
"SONOVAMOTHERFU-" Doctah had gotten shot right in the arm. His non-mechanical one.
His tirade of swears stopped when his arm went limp. "NO! WE NEED MY LIVING HAND'S FINGERPRINT TO OPEN MY PHONE AGAIN!"
"Then all we can do now is fight!" Shmalien joined the conversation, then promptly dissapeared.
"Hey, Sawbones?"
"Yeah, Mac?" All I did at the time was watch the chaos of nine people destroying hundreds of robots.
"Have you ever tried creating something other than a normal bonesaw? Like an Übersaw?"
"I haven't at all, actually. I might as well try. Übersaw, Destroy… 400 robots." A different looking saw, with a needle in it, shot out, and pierced 400 robots, zigzagging it's way through a large group of them.
"Sawbones! Your Medigun is charged!" I noticed myself sparking, and I lifted my Medigun up, to see the Über meter.
"HOLY DAMN!"
"What is it, Sawbones?"
"Nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-nine percent charge!" Just then, the machinery on my back started to shake uncontrollably, and started smoking, so I flipped the switch. Eleven beams of a lime-green color flowed out of the nozzle, and the Medigun itself started to glow a golden color.
9999%
The first beam hit Mac, and his metal arm fell off, and a normal hand grew back on what was once a stump.
9998%
The second beam hit Doctah, and his metal arm shimmered, and skin started to grow around it, while his other arm expelled the bullet, and regained function.
9997%
The third beam hit Recon, and transferred the energy to his machines, and his sentry started firing faster.
9995%
The fourth beam hit King Dworf, and his aim became more precise.
9992%
The fifth beam hit Wolf Star, and his grenades started to hit more lethal locations, doing more damage.
9987%
The sixth beam hit Oakly, and he started running faster, and he was dodging better than ever.
9969%
The seventh beam hit Rex, and his Übercharge started charging at insane speeds.
9956%
The eighth beam hit Catbread, and he Übercharged, and his minigun started to spin faster and faster, until it started shooting a solid beam of lead.
9935%
The ninth beam hit Shadow, and he Übercharged, and his rockets started doing more damage, and travelled faster.
9901%
The tenth beam hit Shmalien, and his knife started to hit important wires more often than not.
9846%
The eleventh beam hit me. But it didn't augment any of my abilities. I turned into a MONSTER.
9757%
With nowhere for the extra power to go, I gained all the energy, and with that energy, the powers of a GOD.
"UBERSAW! CHASE DOWN AS MANY ROBOTS AS YOU CAN HIT!"
Then, everybody ubercharged at once, and the robots started getting melted into slag by the sheer amount of energy flying through the air. Not only that, everyone's Übercharge flashed in rainbow colors dazzling to the eye, everyone, except that of Sawbones, who flashed a deep forest green, with fractures of emerald green running across his entire body.
In another place, another Universe, the Crimson Demon is born. Alongside the birth of the Emerald Demon, in a different place, a different Universe.
A man in red who lost all he loved, turned to rusty iron, reforged himself in a fiery forge, reforged into solid steel.
A man in green who lost all he loved, turned to fractured glass, strengthened himself with the help of a team of ten, who brought him back from death, in another universe, into solid emerald, like diamond. Unbreakable.
9000%
Robots started using crazy tactics, sending kamikaze robots to try and stop us. But an Übercharge is like diamond. Unbreakable. All it did was destroy the sentries Mac and Recon had built. A robot different from the rest, obvious due to the giant size it possessed, started it's long walk towards the train. It was met by me, and the fight was interesting.
It tried to shoot it's massive minigun at me, but couldn't really do much, because of the Übercharge.
So it tried to step on me. It's foot descended towards me, and I put my hands up to keep it unbalanced. It's foot hit my hands, and stopped. It couldn't lower it's foot anymore. Unbreakable. All it took was a push, and the giant's leg got shoved directly through it's face.
"HOW'S THAT FOR STRENGTH?"
8000%
The ground started trembling, and a massive robot, taller than most of the buildings seen in New York, rose from the ground. The rest of my team told me it was Goliatron. The massive prototype robot with a shit-ton of weaponry.
It walked towards us, slowly.
7000%
There isn't a shortage of ways to defeat normal robots, but this isn't a normal robot.
"Doctah, could you get rid of that with your phone?"
"Oh damnit… I think my phone got crushed by a robot of some sort. Unless anyone else has a phone, I don't think we can even get back."
"Well then, I guess that I have to destroy it myself?"
"Knock yourself out. Can you get everyone else back here?"
"EVERYONE GET BACK HERE, NOW!"
"That works"
I then ran all the way over to Goliatron, when the missile array on his hand shot rockets behind me, and they tracked me. The problem there? The machinery on my back is not protected at all.
BOOM!
FWOOSH!
The following burst of energy caused me so much pain… But Goliatron got utterly destroyed. All the energy had to go somewhere, and lots of it went into the train, and it's engine started again, along with Respawn.
"Guys! I got my phone! OH GOD! WE NEED REX OVER HERE AS WELL! SAWBONES IS KINDA… INJURED!"
"I will be fine, Respawn is running again…
Everything then went black.