Chapter 9

The next day Naruto was once again in his battle gear, this time actually having a somewhat badass iron skull mask over the bottom of his face. This was to increase his already intimidating look. His hair had be reshaped to look like a lions mane. Oathkeeper was once again sitting on his waist, with the chain keeping her up. His gloves had been evolved by a tailor and Ten-Ten to actually look a lions hand. Naruto had incorporated his insulating design, and branded it with a few poison soaked curved kunai, basically making it like a real lions hand, as the claws of course were retractable and this was achieved by a trigger inside of the glove. Sasuke was behind him in her true form and wearing a set of armor he had made for her. He had basically designed it to depict the noble hawk, because after leaving the Hokage's office they had went on a date, well more like she had dragged him out on a date and they had talked a lot. Leo and Oathkeeper had both commented on how if Setsuna, that was her name, did the inner animal jutsu she would be either a hawk or a crow. He had went with the hawk theme and crafted this armor for her. She had been ecstatic and had kissed him for her armor. Naruto was still trying to get used to the fact that he was dating two females, one being Setsuna Uchiha. He may have been thinking but his senses were on high alert. He didn't even pay attention to the pathetic attempt at tricking the genin on the second floor. He had simply grabbed Setsuna's hand and lead her upstairs. Sakura like the love sick puppy followed. Naruto stopped outside of a door spotting Kakashi. He gaining an evil smirk on his face lifted up the hand not being occupied by Setsuna's hand and said "Katsu!"

Kakashi gained wide eyes when his book burst into flames. Kakashi dropping to his knees started to weep at his burning book. Naruto cackling with evil glee said "Yes, burn you stupid book." He then leaning forward applied a genjutsu on himself and said "One down Kakashi-sensei, 30 left to go."

He then dropping the genjutsu and applying another one, walked into the room with Setsuna who giggled at Naruto's petty revenge. Sakura sticking her tongue out at Kakashi followed Sasuke and the gay baka into the room. Naruto walking past people because of the genjutsu took a seat in the middle of the classroom ignoring all of the loud people around him. He feeling Setsuna sit beside him turned to her and said "Remember the plan."

She nodding said "Keep our skills hidden until the second exam, even then only show our skills if absolutely necessary."

Naruto smiling said "There's my girl."

Setsuna blushed hearing this but leaned on him. Naruto spotting Sakura trying to look for the two of them wondered if he should let her know where they were. He then blinked when Ino walked right over to where he was sitting. She walking into the genjutsu looked Setsuna dead in the eyes and said "Kurenai-sensei said I'm in."

Setsuna waiving her hand said "Welcome to Naruto-kun's harem. I'm sure she laid down the rules for you, so take a seat and cuddle with Naruto-kun."

Ino smiling did so leaving Naruto confused as hell. He was about to ask when Leo literally hissed "Don't you fucking dare ruin this nearly perfect moment by asking a stupid question."

Naruto sighing did as Leo said and found himself basking in the company of the two. Sadly his genjutsu was finally broken by Hinata who glared in their direction and said loudly "You hussies get off of Naruto-kun right now."

He rolled his eyes hearing this and was about to say something when the proctor one Morino Ibiki arrived. Naruto spotting Ibiki blanched and said "This exam just got scary."

Setsuna hearing this looked at Ibiki and asked "What do you mean Naruto-kun?"

Naruto said "That man, our proctor is Ibiki Morino, the head of the Torture and Interrogation division of the village. His nickname in the bingo book is the Mind Fucker. I know not really original but from what I've heard it fits him perfectly."

Ibiki smiling at Naruto said "Someone has done their homework. Just because of that, kid I'll let you and those two stay in your seats." He then gaining a serious face said "As for the rest of you, the others will lead you to your seats."

Once everyone was seated Ibiki explained the rules and Naruto instantly figured out what was really going on. Ibiki wanted them to cheat without getting caught, as being caught in the real like would equal death. Naruto had never been so glad to have his clay then now. He pushing some clay into the mouths in his palm, created two small millipede and had them find someone with the answers to the exam. He smirking picked up his pencil and wrote down the answers his darling little friends were gathering from the hidden chunin. In no time he was finished with the exam, and could tell that Setsuna and Ino had finished theirs too. He reaching into his pocket pulled out a scroll and unsealed it's contents. Everyone blinked spotting him holding cards. Naruto setting the cards down, nipped his finger and summoned Leo in his cub form. Leo smirking asked "Poker?"

Naruto nodding said "Yeah. The stakes this time are handicaps for the second exam."

Leo smirking said "If I win you have to do them blind."

Naruto turning to Ino and Setsuna asked "You girls want in?"

Both of them nodded. Ino said "If I win you have to do it without your mask and shirtless."

Setsuna snorting said "If I win you have to do it using only your earth grudge fear and explosion release."

Naruto looking at the confused Ibiki asked "How about you?"

Ibiki shrugging walked over and said "If I win you have to use only your sword."

Naruto nodding dealt out the cards and said "If I win, Ino you have to use only the jutsu I create for you, Setsuna no Sharingan, Leo you have to do them with me, and Ibiki you have to teach me how to interrogate someone."

Everyone said done. The poker game then started and the entire room sweat dropped. Temari was looking at Naruto and thinking "He's really giving himself handicaps for the second exam. Is he an idiot?"

Sakura shaking her head was thinking "Sasuke-kun is about to win this stupid game of poker and then he'll finally shine like he's supposed to, and then he'll tell the gay baka to leave him alone and finally be with me."(TTJOD "Ah the delusions of a fan-girl!" PPD "Why do fools fall in love? Better yet how is Sakura the delusional demented fan-girl still alive?")

Oathkeeper inside of Naruto sitting beside Kyuubi asked "What is up with these girls and wanting to see Naruto-kun shirtless?"

Kyuubi snorting said "He's a grade A hunk Oathkeeper. Those girls want to see him shirtless because to them he's hot."

Leo looking at his cards smirked and said "Get ready to loose Naruto."

Naruto knowing that he had the best cards said "All in." Everyone hearing this started to think. Ibiki placing his cards down and said "I fold." Setsuna sighing said "Fold." Ino groaning said "Fold." Naruto looking Leo dead in the eyes asked "The question is do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" Leo snorting laid his cards on the table and said "2 pair."

Naruto smirking said "Full house."

Leo hearing this cursed and said "I fucking hate your luck."

Naruto cackling said "Don't hate the player hate the game." He then turning to Ibiki asked "Isn't the hour about up?"

Ibiki blinking said "It just ended."

He standing up then went into a speech about the duties of a chunin and when he was about to say something Anko burst into the room and said "Don't get to excited brats. The next exam will cut your numbers in half."

Naruto face palming said "It would be her."

Anko blinked hearing him say this. She looking at him smiled brightly and said "Foxy-kun."

She then walking over to him and leaning on his desk giving him and Leo a clear view of her breast asked "I haven't seen you in a while Foxy-kun. Where have you been?"

Naruto ignoring her blatant flirting with him said "Training."

She pouting leaned forward even more and said "Don't be that way Foxy-kun. I'm not a bad girl, Anko-chan can play nice."

Naruto rolling his eyes and keeping Leo from pouncing on Anko in perverted glee said "The last time you said that, you fucking bit me."

Anko giggling said "No I didn't."

Naruto said "Yes you did, I still got the bite marks."

Anko smiling said "See Anko-chan gave you a nice present."

Naruto now having to use his threads to keep Leo back asked "Can we start the second exam already?"

Anko pouting said "Fine, but this isn't over Foxy-kun."

She then looking around the room said "Meet me at training ground 44 tomorrow morning, and come prepared for battle."

She then vanished in a flurry of leaves. Naruto letting go of Leo watched him bowl over Ibiki while saying "Wait for me sexy. Leo wants you to bite him."

Naruto shaking his head asked "Am I too young to say I'm getting too old for this shit?"

The next morning Naruto was standing beside Leo who was in his full lion form, both of them looking bored as shit. No one else had arrived yet, and this place was kinda boring right now. Naruto was about to take off his gloves when Setsuna arrived looking ready for battle. She spotting him walked over to him and grabbed his hand. Smiling she leaned on him and said "I had a good dream last night. We were happily married with a house full of children."

She smiling even brighter said "We even had one on the way."

Naruto hearing this wanted to ask how that was good dream when Leo asked "How many kids did you have?"

She giggling said "5."

Naruto and Leo both gained wide eyes hearing this. Leo looking at Naruto telepathically said "The hell is wrong with this girl. Five kids and one on the way. That's a house full of horrors."

Naruto telepathically said "The hell if I know. Five kids is a living nightmare that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy."

Setsuna smiling said "My boobs were huge, after having five kids they were like balloons."

Leo hearing this blinked and said "On second thought. Five kids doesn't sound that bad."

Naruto deadpanning at the lion said "You're only thinking that because she said her boobs were huge."

Leo licking his lips said "Leo likes big bouncy boobs."

Naruto hearing this felt his eyebrow start to twitch. Setsuna then said "I think my ass was huge too. I think you could bounce coins off of it."

Leo hearing this started to actually giggle like Jiraiya. Naruto sweat dropping thought "How in the hell did I get a pervert for my inner animal?"

Oathkeeper snorting said "It's because you were too pure, so Kami-sama gave you a perverted inner animal."

Naruto hearing this looked up at the sky and asked "Really Kami?"

Setsuna blinking asked "Why you'd ask that?"

Naruto shaking his head said "Don't worry about it Setsuna-chan I was just talking to myself."

Setsuna blinking shrugged and said "Our first child was a girl and was named after my mom. She was so sweet and adorable. She even had your blonde hair."

Naruto hearing this actually pictured a little girl with blonde haired named Mikoto. He was about to smile when Setsuna said "Our second child was a boy and was named after Kakashi-sensei. He kinda acted like how I did in my Sasuke mask."

Naruto hearing this instantly pictured him having a son that was a stuck up prick. He wanted to groan. Just then the rest of the genin arrived along with Anko. Anko smirking at them then explained the rules and winked at Naruto a few times. Naruto rolling his eyes ignored her flirting with him.