Once in a blue moon, I wondered if I should tell Ebenezar about Thomas. I respected the old man, and I thought he deserved to know.
Then I wondered how that would go.
Hi, Ebenezar. This is Thomas, son of the man who killed your apprentice. Turns out he slept with her as well, so Thomas is my brother. Don't worry that he's a vampire, because he's one of the good guys! So good, in fact, that I'm letting him stay in my one-bedroom apartment. He's not feeding on me. After all, his family has strong views on incest.
Yeeeeaaaahhhh…